Alexandra Hills Pit

The Alexandra Hills Hotel is also known as the squeeze club, the flea pit or more commonly as 'the pit'. This fine establishment is located in the Redlands Shire, on the southeastern part of Brisbane. The Pit hosts dance parties for the youth of the Redland Shire to enjoy and can often be heard 'going off' on a Friday night. A typical crowd at The Pit can be broken down into percentages consisting of 3% of people going through a midlife crisis, 10% fat people, 15% of boys with rat tails, 10% sluts and 50% of people who think they have New Zealand accents. This leaves only a small percentage of people who are relatively normal. This figure is also representative of the population of Alexandra Hills.

Alexandra Hills Hungry Jacks
school girl 1: Hey babe, what are you going tonight?
school girl 2: I'm totes going to try and sneak into the pit
school girl 1: The Alexandra Hills Pit? Don't they like... frisk you there?

by lillymacdonald August 28, 2009

Alexandra

The most beautiful woman you will have ever see in your life. She is shy and quiet when you meet her but get to know her she is is crazy. She is the sweetest girl in the world with the best sense of humor. The best person to go to for advice, a hug and a laugh. She is completely worth getting to know and just the best person on this earth.

My best friend's name is Alexandra. Isn't she great?

by Pearl Krabs November 28, 2011

Alessandra

The most beautiful, incredible girl that will ever live. She's known to be the smartest girl anyone knows. She is sweet, generous, and the most cute little can of kick-ass there will ever be.

MR. MOO MOO: ALESSANDRA IS AMAZING AS FUCKING FUCK
JOHN TROLLINSKI: True story.

by Knohnny Joxville April 27, 2013

Alexandra

A best friend. She may be hard to understand at first, but once you take the time to get to know her she will always be a person you turn to. Her greatest achomplishment in life is living, as far as she knows, and to others it is her greatest achomplishment too, because if she wasn't living they would have never met her. She loves the attention of boys and is always caught flirting even when she simply thinks of that boy as a friend. She has a memory like no other and tell her your birthday once and she will be wishing you a happy birthday until you die. She has a pashion for singing and her beauty always finds a way to shine through. She always goes by Alex but when introducing herself she always calls herself Alexandra.

Boy: Who is that girl over there?

Girl: Oh thats Alexandra

by missmiss May 25, 2013

Alexandre

His cock is as big as a baguette and as thick as beyonce's ass!

When I saw Alexandre's penus I thought it was splendid!

by Beyonce's ass September 24, 2019

Alejandra

Italian rooted name,
Most Alejandra's are Beautiful and Intelligent. STRONG character. Positive, Confident. A sexy, bittersweet attitude, Direct, yet respectful and polite. Unexpected and Unpredictable. Sure of herself, knows what she wants.
Great personality and great listener. Good sense of humor. Humble and Relationship type of woman. Loves nature and Family. Very thoughtful, patient, and honest girl. Although quite a temper, when one upsets her and is stubborn for many things.

......"Alejandra!"

by successssissssweeeet December 1, 2011

Alejandro

The best friend you can ever ask for. Always there to listen and talk about anything on your mind. Funny, brave (most of the time), loveable, friendly, and really cares about his friends. There's always something to talk about with him. You would be lucky to have him in your life. Everyone can love him, since he's the sweetest guy on earth. He offers to buy presents to people that are hard to reject. I'm glad to have Alejandro in my life and i hope he will never leave.

"Have you met that Alejandro?"
"Yeah! He's my best friendl!"

by Tara Beara(: June 14, 2011