food alert

n. 1. the sudden hunger that occurs when you aren't thinking about your next meal, but it's time to eat, and eat now you must.
n. 2. the announcement of the condition of hunger, made know to fellow coworkers or others in the vicinity.

Matt says, 'I've been in the meeting for two hours. I am having a SERIOUS food alert!!'
Kelly says, 'Me too, I'm hungry, let's get lunch.'

by bridegirl December 5, 2009

Stay Alert

A dumbass slogan created by a bunch of clowns running our (UK) country

The UK must stay alert to government incompetence.

by Wandster May 10, 2020

Amber Alert

When a dude warns other dudes about a girl he used to date who happens to like to shit on beds / people during sex

Guy 1: I heard Mike and Jessica broke up a fee months back. I might ask her out.

Guy 2: I wouldn't, when Mike broke it off he issued an Amber Alert on her. She tried to take a dump on his chest and the just ended up shitting in his bed. I mean, unless your into that.

Guy 1: Fuck that. How did I miss that Amber Alert?

by JayJayRon April 27, 2022

Alert Manager

A pice of shit alarming tool that is guaranteed to slow down productivity and completely destroy morale where ever it is implemented.

I would rather dry hump an AIDS infected cactus than have to use Alert Manager.

by D0nkypunch March 7, 2018

Babe Alert

Alarmingly hot babes inbound on short approach, coming in hot!!!!

Ryan: Dude babe alert 3 O'clock
Danny: Duude uberbabes!

by TacticalHobo February 16, 2018

Cancer alert

a channel hosted by a dick head man child in his mid 30s who revolves to bullying teens and claims to be a news channel by putting false information backed by no evidence: slandering multiple youtubers.

YO, we need to get rid of cancer alert cause Keemstar is trying to fuck with grade a under a

by Angels best December 8, 2016

Sniff Alert

When you are taking a dump in a public bathroom and you here someone walk in and you either sniff or cough so the person doesn't walk into your stall and make the rest of dump awkward.

*Person walks in* You: Sniff Sniff Cough Intruder: Oh, you're shitting in here. Thanks for the sniff alert

by DHGTV123 May 27, 2011