Alberta hay seed

When the bail spike on a front end loader tractor is inserted into the anus or vagina and used to lift the person up.

Old Joe's loves getting the alberta hay seed.

by Holybob November 14, 2020

Alberta

A Canadian province that is way too patriotic and very conservative, so much so that a lot of people including myself, wonder how it's not a part of the USA.

How is Alberta still Canadian?

by ZanetheBane July 15, 2021

Alberta

The worse but still kinda cool person in the business known as Albert@. Alberto is cooler

Hi Alberta!
Sucks to suckkkkk 😩

by Alberto😩 September 3, 2021

Alberta Bronck Buster

When you're giving it to her doggy style and she's almost there. You bend over, wrap your arms around her and grab a breast in each hand. Then you whisper in her ear "damn girl, your pussy's fabulous. Almost as great as {Her best friend/sister/mother's name}. Squeeze tight and try to hold on for 8 seconds! Yeehaw!

Dude. I gave Cara the old Alberta bronck Buster last night. Only made it 5 seconds...

by YEG_not my real name September 7, 2024

Alberta Clipper

When you have sex in a hot tub during the winter, a guy jumps out, cums in the snow and then makes a snow cone with the cum-snow.

It was so hot the other night, Derek made an Alberta Clipper after we fucked in my parents hot tub.

by chelseahotel November 26, 2024

Alberta Tree Bog

you law a log on the ground and you grabble your partner, you smear it in their face

Hey me and girlfriend were getting bored of our usually sex acts, so i gave her a Alberta Tree Bog

by Mr TreeBog July 5, 2025

Alberta wallet

The space between your scrotum and inner thigh

Oh man, i dont have any cash, oh wait, I got a 20 in my alberta wallet

by Derrrrrrz September 1, 2025