African Credit Card 

AK-47 Kalashnikov rifle.

Called the African Credit Card because Africans don't leave home without it. Use it to receive goods and services.

African Credit Card by Mooperd October 31, 2007

African't

An overly pessimistic black man.

Tyrese: Damn, I ain't never getting a job.
Shakwanda: Be an African, not an African't.
Tyrese: Yous is an Afri-CUNT!
Shakwanda: Nigga please!

African't by Da Shizznit September 30, 2008

African switch-up 

The act of taking a dump, then turning around and throwing up into the toilet, then sitting on the toilet again to continue your shit.

Dude, I just ate some taco bell now I have to African switch-up!

That's disgusting, man!

African switch-up by Fernando Matino November 4, 2012

African Piñata 

When at least 2 or more black males are sticking exclusively there balls, not there dicks, inside of one female.

Me, Tyrone, and Jamal had a sweet party last night with Jenna and it ended with a African Piñata.

African Piñata by ThunderDazzle69 November 26, 2019

african hand ball 

a sport invented in the jungles in Africa played by making a net and attaching it to a tree and using a coconut as a ball. was discovered by american explorers and recently brought to the united states. In 2001 a white baseketball player named larry bird finally broke the color barrier. Another rule is must have at least 5 tattoos to participate unless you are white. The only reason the us team is black because the masters forced their slaves to play. amazingly, the greatest basketball player of all time, Brian Scalabrine, is white.

Joe: wanna got play african hand ball?
Deshawn: nah dawg i can't shoot.
Joe: who the fuck cares all you need to do is dunk! look at lebron!

african hand ball by markaroni April 10, 2010

African Juice 

A drink that is made with half gatorade and half water that white guys use to try to get ups. Powerade doesn't work. Only gatorade.

Wow Birdman must have drank his African Juice because he had ups tonight!

African Juice by BallaBoy24 August 1, 2009

african sunday 

Any day that ends with a y. A glorious day of celebration for people of all ethnic backgrounds!

Dan: Hey Mike what day is today?
Mike: African Sunday!
Dan: Oh that's Right Happy African Sunday!

african sunday by openwindow August 5, 2011