African Credit Card

AK-47 Kalashnikov rifle.

Called the African Credit Card because Africans don't leave home without it. Use it to receive goods and services.

by Mooperd October 31, 2007

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African't

An overly pessimistic black man.

Tyrese: Damn, I ain't never getting a job.
Shakwanda: Be an African, not an African't.
Tyrese: Yous is an Afri-CUNT!
Shakwanda: Nigga please!

by Da Shizznit September 30, 2008

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African switch-up

The act of taking a dump, then turning around and throwing up into the toilet, then sitting on the toilet again to continue your shit.

Dude, I just ate some taco bell now I have to African switch-up!

That's disgusting, man!

by Fernando Matino November 4, 2012

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African Piñata

When at least 2 or more black males are sticking exclusively there balls, not there dicks, inside of one female.

Me, Tyrone, and Jamal had a sweet party last night with Jenna and it ended with a African Piñata.

by ThunderDazzle69 November 26, 2019

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a sport invented in the jungles in Africa played by making a net and attaching it to a tree and using a coconut as a ball. was discovered by american explorers and recently brought to the united states. In 2001 a white baseketball player named larry bird finally broke the color barrier. Another rule is must have at least 5 tattoos to participate unless you are white. The only reason the us team is black because the masters forced their slaves to play. amazingly, the greatest basketball player of all time, Brian Scalabrine, is white.

Joe: wanna got play african hand ball?
Deshawn: nah dawg i can't shoot.
Joe: who the fuck cares all you need to do is dunk! look at lebron!

by markaroni April 10, 2010

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