weapon of ass destruction

What your ass becomes after eating an IHOP broccoli & cheese omelet for breakfast, a Burrito Supreme from Taco Bell for lunch and White Castle sliders & beer for dinner

you need to register that weapon of ass destruction after chowing-down that entire tray of broccoli and cheese casserole after the bar last night

by LEDP April 4, 2009

Ass end of a menstruating skunk

1. An extremely foul smell caused from any multitude of malodorous, poorly combined noxious odors.

2. Something crawled up your ass and died.

1. (Used when America still owned industry)

Husband: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk!

Wife: No, paper plant.

2. Person A: Did you fart?

Person B: No.

Person A: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk.

by skunker09 December 1, 2009

weapons of ass destruction

A really big dildo/butt plug

ow that dildo really ripped my arse hole apart

by Arse Ferret of Doom September 29, 2003

bag of ass

One possessing no admirable qualities whatsoever, showing no motivation towards physical or mental strain and displaying intense apethy towards progress.

Look at that fat nasty bag of ass, work his shit over and get back to me.

by gunshow February 7, 2005

cunt-ass-son-of-a-bitch

An insult of great power.
A male who cops sex in the ass.
His ass is a cunt

A penis goes in a cunt yet he has a cunt for an ass.
He cops anal thru his cunt.
hey glomb you cunt-ass-son-of-a-bitch.

by steven stevens February 11, 2007

Hot Piece of Ass

very attractive; incredibly easy on the eyes sexy beautiful cute

"ABBIE, you are a hot piece of ass and do not let anyone else tell you differently" -David

by Khakie Chan July 7, 2019

Weapons Of Ass Destruction

What u have to do is go to ur family doctor and get perscribed to urself viagra. Take the viagra so u have a raging boner for up to 4 hours. Then get numerous paint cans, all different colors. Then paint ur penis to resemble a Nuclear Missile. Hide in a closet near a bathroom when a female (or male , whatever u gay dudes want) is takin a shower and prepare urself. When she walks out sneak behind her and ram ur gigantic artifical wang and shove it her ass unexpectedly. While completely this yell "BAAAMMMMMMMM!!!" just like a nuke.

"im going to use my Weapons Of Ass Destruction."

by Josh Panz February 11, 2005