Man has the biggest dick, the most suave facial hair, and is most likely fucking your girl. In summary hes one handsome devil.
by because yes September 1, 2022
Get the Jonahmug. Jonah's are extremely smart and confident along with being a great friend. Jonah's are rare and have a great personality, they also do their best to be a friend and are likely to be very strong.
Did you see JONAH today, he was answering questions in a second.
Jonah was extremely mad today and broke the table.
Jonah was extremely mad today and broke the table.
by Super smart WAP eater July 31, 2022
Get the Jonahmug. by Bibitybobityoffmyproperty June 8, 2022
Get the Jonahmug. Maybe if you weren't such an asshole you would actually get some girls and you wouldn't have to suck your own cock every night.
A girl: Hey.
Jonah: No one fucking asked you absolute rat weiner, come back and talk to me when you stop sucking your grandpa's balls for his clothes.
Jonah: No one fucking asked you absolute rat weiner, come back and talk to me when you stop sucking your grandpa's balls for his clothes.
by yallarejusthaters February 15, 2023
Get the Jonahmug. Jonah is the best guy you’ll ever meet! He lights up the room the second he walks in, smiling ear to ear. He’ll always be there for you disregarding anything you’ve done or said wrong. He’ll do anything to make his girlfriend Mady happy (they’re practically married). He sticks up for that girl and is always her number one fan.
Person: oh my gosh look how cute they are
Other person: that’s just jonah and mady, they’ve been together forever lol
Other person: that’s just jonah and mady, they’ve been together forever lol
by Yourwickedhotmother November 21, 2021
Get the Jonahmug. jonah is a faggot
by niethan thomas February 8, 2014
Get the jonahmug. by SwagnessintheBagness November 27, 2019
Get the Jonahmug.