Coming from a Jonah, Jonahs are loyal to you if you are loyal to them. They usually easily forgive you because you are their friend. They stick up for what they believe in, and NEVER let it go. They will do ANYTHING to protect a significant other, family, or really anyone who needs it. These people are who you want on your side.
by JDHC03 May 20, 2020
Get the Jonahmug. by Bibitybobityoffmyproperty June 8, 2022
Get the Jonahmug. 
Maybe if you weren't such an asshole you would actually get some girls and you wouldn't have to suck your own cock every night.
A girl: Hey.
Jonah: No one fucking asked you absolute rat weiner, come back and talk to me when you stop sucking your grandpa's balls for his clothes.
Jonah: No one fucking asked you absolute rat weiner, come back and talk to me when you stop sucking your grandpa's balls for his clothes.
by yallarejusthaters February 15, 2023
Get the Jonahmug. Jonah is the best guy you’ll ever meet! He lights up the room the second he walks in, smiling ear to ear. He’ll always be there for you disregarding anything you’ve done or said wrong. He’ll do anything to make his girlfriend Mady happy (they’re practically married). He sticks up for that girl and is always her number one fan.
Person: oh my gosh look how cute they are
Other person: that’s just jonah and mady, they’ve been together forever lol
Other person: that’s just jonah and mady, they’ve been together forever lol
by Yourwickedhotmother November 21, 2021
Get the Jonahmug. jonah is a faggot
by niethan thomas February 8, 2014
Get the jonahmug. by SwagnessintheBagness November 27, 2019
Get the Jonahmug.