Bean

(N) A negative term used to make fun of a person in the room who is either stupid, annoying, clumsy or awkward or all of the above. Is very versatile and can take on many meanings. It is used to insult someone but can also be used lightheartedly.

Sam: who’s the biggest bean at this school?
Jim: definitely Matt! What a bean
Matt: what?
Sam: yeah he doesn’t even understand what we’re saying. A true bean

by Gurlycake February 19, 2019

bean

street term for the over the counter opiate oxy contin. gets the name bean from the way it looks, similar to various types of beans. highly addictive. the bean can be smoke, snorted, taken orally, or intraveniously.

i just scored some bean, im gonna get fucked up.

by Poopskie January 8, 2009

beans

It's the musical fruit.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot!

by Cluck Cluck January 24, 2007

beans

Another term for X pills.

Anyone know where we can find some beans?

by jke April 9, 2006

beans

hit of ecstacy

I did five beans at the club last night

by Handsome May 5, 2004

Bean

Synonym for a joint. Rolled cannabis that resembles a green bean.
Famously referenced by Raekwon when he says "You gotta smoke a bean in here, anyhow" in describing Method Man's style:

"Basically Method Man is like; Roll that shit, light that shit, smoke it" (Can It Be All So Simple / Intermission by Wu-Tang Clan)

"Hey watcha smoking there? "
"Oh just a lil' bean"

"Are you rolling up a bean? Think I could touch that?"

by Sexyalexis December 12, 2017

Beans

A ghetto version of how someone says dollars. Mostly used in California. Any white person who uses this term is most likely to get dick-kicked.

100 beans? Are you fucking kidding me?!

by WeinerChuck April 3, 2017