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pulling a George Jones

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when you get intoxicated and seek transportation via a lawn mower.
Clearance: dude, did you see randy last night?

Fred: yeah he was pulling a George Jones last night with that lawn mower.
by Jrebel July 20, 2012
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Pullin a Matt Jones

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I am pullin a Matt Jones and like my own comment.
by DMSDad July 17, 2011
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:To ejaculate upon ones face
- "crack a ray j" - ejaculating, Cumming
- "peep" - Face
An everyday use:

The ho: "Yo Alfonso you can't jack 55% of my crack, my booty be aching, i took it up the poo tube fo' times today g,Ill call the union...damn nigga"

The Pimp: (pimp slap) Beetch! shut yo mouf before i crack a ray j on your peep, fo' free and jack the other fo'five%, shiiit bitch read the times once and she think she think she been to college..."
by Shob October 8, 2005
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pulling a Nick Jonas

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to pander to the lustful gay members on your fanbase by flaunting your chiseled physique and just never following up with them after (a form of blue balling if you will)

Named after Nick Jonas' promotional appearances in support of his 2014 self titled album; shirtless/nearly nude stops included Flaunt Magazine, Details Magazine, his role as a closeted man in the TV series Kingdom, his later role as a closeted man in Scream Queens ... even stripping at a NYC gay bar.
Hey, did you see that new nude Liam Payne photoshoot? So sad to see he's pulling a Nick Jonas to promote his music.
by robbk90 July 10, 2019
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pulling a joe jonas

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Joe Jonas is always wearing to tight of pants.

James:Dude stop pulling a joe Jonas you look gay
Mark:sorry man
by Example Steve December 29, 2013
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Pulling a Ryan Jones

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The act of joining a Facebook conversation and then just leaving for no reason
Angel : hello
Ryan : hello
Angel : how are you
Angel : Ryan are you there?
Angel : Stop pulling a Ryan Jones
by haitianboy420 May 1, 2013
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being broke as hell,bumming,being a mooch...also known as being greasy
That motherfucker is bumming change,he's greasier than a jesse jones sausage.Damn that dude is always bumming cigarettes,he's greasy as a jesse jones sausage
by ncdeadhead November 19, 2011
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