Ted Cruz

Also referred to as zodiac killer is a Mexian Senator from Texas who running for US president, that is also responsible for a string of murders in Northern California during the late 60's
"Ted Cruz is speaking at my school Today, I'm going to ask him why he killed between 30-45 people in the 60's "
by TheIllusionist April 18, 2016
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Ted Cruz

An alien trying to pass itself off as human.
"Hey Nancy. What was the name of that old movie with all the Ted Cruzes?" "I believe it was Invasion of the Bodysnatchers dear."
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Ted Cruz

Accidentally liking/sharing a porn post on social media.
"Ah man, I just pulled a Ted Cruz with that MILF stepmom video.
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Ted Cruz

The Zodia killer.... Who else?
Search "Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer ". Its gotta be him
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Juan Cruz

He is a nice person. He always try to help the people and he is very good at it. And he is REALLY BEAUTIFUL
I am going to be person. I am going to become a Juan Cruz
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Cruz Ramirez'd

(from the Cars 3 character)

(verb)

When walking along in a dense crowd with someone else, to cut through a small opening between people (to pass them) and leave the rest of the party behind because the opening closes up as soon as they cut through.
"Why the hell are you still way back there?"
"Because you Cruz Ramirez'd me when we were crossing the road and I couldn't catch up, ya dipweasel."
by Madly Jeering July 01, 2017
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