96 cents below the lowest E flat

The tone so low that it moves your intestinal valves, thus causing you to shit yourself.

4 million third graders got together in arkansas to play my country tis of thee on recorders and the boys changed the music to the "brown tone" (96 cents below the lowest E flat) and the whole world simultaneously shit themselves.

by south park rules :D December 25, 2009

Road 96

a fucking cool video game that you should probably play if you haven't ig.

"Dude I played Road 96 yesterday, it was so sick!!!!"

by Randomthing December 22, 2024

Bill 96

Perhaps the first of "the Neoremberg Laws"

Is there a parallel between the the neoremberg laws and bill 96?

by Sexydimma June 28, 2022

96

The moment after 69 where you rethink the crappy life choices that got you there.

You during 96:"why did I 69 with Jenifer. Was she really worth it?"

by Squidward's_Communist_Chili February 20, 2020

96 handie

When you get a hand job in the back seat of a 96 Jeep Cherokee.

Dude you should of been there to see my 96 handie last night. Freaking awesome!

by Blackgrouper September 8, 2016

96

Getting friend zoned

Opposite of 69

“I ain’t getting no 69 only 96.”
“RIP.”

by BrobeansOG May 19, 2019

34-96

You're an interesting species.

An interesting mix.

You're capable of such beautiful dreams,
& such horrible nightmares.
You feel so lost, so alone...

Only you're not.

See, in all our searching,

the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable,

Is each other.
-Carl Sagan ✝ 34-96

by VoixDelaRaison December 31, 2024