96 cents below the lowest E flat

The tone so low that it moves your intestinal valves, thus causing you to shit yourself.

4 million third graders got together in arkansas to play my country tis of thee on recorders and the boys changed the music to the "brown tone" (96 cents below the lowest E flat) and the whole world simultaneously shit themselves.

by south park rules :D December 25, 2009

96

A puritan sexual position.

person A) the new married couple where very quite yesterday.
person B) i think they where 96ing each other other.

by ProphetOfConfusion November 8, 2018

96

When you don't wanna have sex w/ ur boyfriend and do nothing sexual like watch Netflix, play boardgames or have a pillow fight.

Gf: Sorry babe but I kinda wanna 96 tonight.
Bf: C'mon, I'm super horny.

by lilaiana April 25, 2020

96

The opposite of 69 but you put your ani on the back of each others head and shit on each others head.

Mary and I 96ed the other night and for our finale we spun our sex swing like a tornado.

by justlifeless August 1, 2019

96

The sexual act of awkwardly laying down naked in a way both backs face each other.

Me and my girlfriend did a 96 recently. Yes, it was quite awkward.

by Senpai Jasupaa-kun December 2, 2016

96%

Holy shit that is a lot of the time!

Hym "You can hardly consider it 'going rogue' at that point I mean, 96%, shit. That's a lot."

by Hym Iam October 16, 2025

96

When you have a nasty breakup to when you see each other in public, you look away.

Cleetis and Goon broke up, they can’t interact if they see each other in public now so they 96 whenever they see each other.

by Composer man September 9, 2022