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Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.
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the 7 I's of Steve Jobs

7 simple English words starting in the letter I (intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) that not only define Steve Jobs as an individual, but also epitomize the spirit of all human scientific and technological progress since the beginnings of civilization.
what does the letter ``I`` stand for in words such as Iphone, Ipad and Ipod? The answer is simple; the I in each of these words represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs.
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Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs was the former CEO of Apple Inc, and one of the founders of DreamWorks animation. He died a few days before the iPhone 4s was released back in October of 2011.
steve jobs was a great CEO of Apple before he died.
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Steve Jobs

guy who unfortunately died of ligma. some people dont know who he is
Gary: Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?
Kyle: who is steve jobs?
Gary: Kyle you idiot
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Steve Jobs-less

A business leader who pretends to be a thought provoker (innovator) only to secretly align themselves willing patsy (proxy) of an larger agenda that benefits them directly or the groups they’re aligned with for the sole purpose of control and/or greed.

They fear exposure and pivot to join the bandwagon successful business leaders who take calculated risk without worry of corporate judgment or backlash.
Did you hear about Steve Jobs-less over at Company X that required all workers to come back to the office during Covid? Regardless of the fact the company made record profits and higher productivity, all because the President said we should.

As a result, they loss all of their experience workers to other competitors moving away from they old business model and then they suddenly walked back their policy due to revenue loss. They knew they never needed their workers to be the office in the first place, especially with the type of work they do. It’s ridiculous.
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Steve Jobs

A who started apple who died from ligma.
James- Did you you know that Steve Jobs died from ligma
Dame- Who's Steve Jobs
James- Ligma balls
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Steve Job

A “Steve Job” is a sexual term mostly used to describe and incomplete sexual act. As if a prostitute were to “stop sucking you off right before you bust a nut” since you never get what you pay for with Apple products.
“I paid that dirty hooker $40 for a BJ and she gave me a Steve Job instead and ran off with my cash!”
by FatBoyJournals January 14, 2022
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