ass destroyer 9000

A butt plug used to simulate anal sex that is used while one is pleasuring themselves. Usually equipped with LED lights for aesthetics and a fidget spinner on the end for the person in the back during doggy style.

Bro, did u use the ass destroyer 9000 while fucking ur girl last night? The fidget spinner is so fun to play with!!!

by goat daddy March 19, 2021

Douche bag 9000

When someone who acts and/or says something so stupid and/or illogical goes beyond being just a regular douche bag.

Ryan, stop being such a goddamn douche bag 9000.

by DaveyChaos June 12, 2005

knuckle fucker 9000

to fuck a knuckle 9000 times

Did you do the knuckle fucker 9000?

by suckle the knuckle buckle my b February 7, 2018

Gulp Gulp 9000

A blow job

she gave him the gulp gulp 9000, he only lasted 15 secounds

by goose-moade February 24, 2022

qlok qlok 9000

The act of giving the best blow job imaginable, it satisfices the man so much that his cum from the balls spews out at 90 mph leaving his balls dry for 9000 hours.

John: Amy gave me a qlok qlok 9000 and left me dry as a bone, but holy hell that was pure satisfaction, 10/10 of sexytime. Aidan: Man she sucked all the babies out of you!

by Johnpapi July 17, 2021

Glawk Glawk 9000

That big sucking activities were a female or a male suck you're lollipop with her mouth

Guy1 : Can you give me the Glawk Glawk 9000 ?
Girl : Sure I can do that

Guy1 : thanks girl i love you

by TeK_Xenon May 10, 2022

The Andy Special 9000

When you're in a friend group that is mostly girls and they say you're one of the girls, use the Andy Special 9000. You turn it around by saying you see them as one of the boys, and flood them with content similar to the humor of a 5th grade boy. Works everytime.

Trixie and Tiffany said you're one of the girls? Implement the Andy Special 9000.

by BudussyFishOilTheThird February 24, 2022