me in 2020 was like, a ̮͙̼͍̠͙̱̘̘̤̳̞͈̀͒͋̈́̍̇̿͊́̄̽̒͗̒́̊̓͂͘̕͝ĝ̵̨̨̨̛̮̰̱͎̤̙͈̜̘̺͓̻̞̦̮͎͕͕͎͕̱̝̘̻̗͉̝̺̃̂̉̒͆̊̾͌̊͗̊͊͒̿̀͒̎̑̽̑̎̇̀͐̔̈̿͆̉̐̏̊͘͝͠͠ͅh̶̡̧̨̛̛͇̜̩͈͍̙̥̟̫̖̝̪̜̮̠͎̼̣̬̱̟̲͈̳͉͔͚̮͉̱̹̫̠͚̦̯̭̗̪̘͈̬̝̩̘̜̜͕̤̾̐̆̇̇͐̽͊͋̂͊̊̂̄͘͠a̶̢̨̡̡̧̡̨̺͍̖̙͚̮̞̝͉̝̤̻͕̰̹̮̻̜͎̰͎͈̥̜̟̗͇̳̯̩̮̩̻͓̦̻̗̹̫̟̬͕̯͛̂̍̅̃̇̋̀́͊͑̂̑̀͐̑̈́͂̌͆͊̃̅̂͑̎̊͋͌̒̍̿̂̓͂̾͌̄͒͊͊̿̿́̃͋͘̚̕̚̚͘͘͜͜͝͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅa ̨̛͕̯͈̥͙͓̣͎̎̿͛͗͒̐͂̋́̀̓̄̓̌̏̈̍̐̎̽̈̓̈́̀͌̒̈́̄͂̈́̎̄̌͗̈́̓͆̓̽͑̈́̄̆̚̕̚̕̚͘͝͝͠͝͝͝g ̨̢̨̧̡̤͎̫͓͕͍̜͚͈͈̝͓̜̻͕̙̟̘̘̦̤͚̜̞͉͓̠̰̗̣̺̲̯̘̥̖̙͇̖̗͔̙͖̹̱̹͔̠̱̓̿̇͗̍͗͆̀̉̌̓͐̆̽͆̍̈̾͘̕͝ą̵̡̨̨̡̛͇͔͎͕̳̬͓̥͚͚̣͍͎̥̪̟̬̣̱͔͈͇͇͍͍̰̹̇͌͗̏͋̋͊͑̊̍̔̎͂̄̅̿͂͌́̑̐͂̊͑̆͂̍̓̔̒͌̎̑͑̍̄̏̈̈́̒̌̓̓͒́̀̋̀̆͛́͂̿̾̿̕͘͜͠ḩ̵̧̡̧̛̹͙̙̱̱̟͈̩͔̦͇̦̯͔̣̠̝͈̖̤̳̙̭̘̤̝͔̝̟̗̲̮͙͈̳̣̼̳͎̟̦̪̳̦͖̬͓̼̩͇̞̖͉̖̻̀̍͌̓͋͛̈́̒͌̊̿̊̈̅͂͊͗̀̈́̽̈́̑͂̈́̈́̉̅̿̓̈́͌̓̏͑̓́̌̈́͆͋͂͑͑̌̿́̈́͆̆͛̍̀̈́̅̕̚̚͝ͅa ̡̛̛̭̞͇͈̞̹̱͓͇̥͖̹̮̟̜͛͌͌̉̊͐̄̎͆̌̊̏̊̑̋̉͐̓̍̿̓̐̉̽̅̆̇̆́̿̔̉̾̃̃͊̊̔̊̔̌͂͗̀͑͒̂͊͘͘͝͝g ̡̧̧̨̢̧̧̖̳͙̲̰͉̜̪̠̣̮̮̘̲̤̗̗͕̯͓̝̖̪̰̙͔̖̪̼̰̜̙͙̖̩̱̟̱̭̼͎͙̣̼͌̽̂͜͠à̵̱̻̮͓̹̫͙̰̰̤̠̓̈́̾̎̄a̵̧̛̘̥̰͎̤̘̥̰̳̳̭͔̜̪͖͈͉͔͈͔̘̭̦̣͉̾̋̈́́͂̉̍̾̑̇̿͊͐͂̉̎̅̒̀͆̀͘͝͝ͅh̵̢̨̡̙̼̱͈̭̥͈͚͖͓̹͓̞̥̰͈̤͇̙͉͇̠͖͙̠͕̠̫̤̗̞̺̼͐̄̀̍̇͋͗̓̃̀̚͜ͅa̵̧̛̛̝̖͎̩͔̹͖̘̩̝̤̭̻̟͓̭̣͆͌̇͆͌̑̾̐͐͐͛̀̿̅́́̀̈́̓͛̀̐̊͊̈́͗͊̑̈́̅̈̽̌̏̈́̉̒͑̇̔̓͆̋̍͒̽̾̀̐̒̾̃͐̕̚̕͜͝͝͝͝
by Meckma June 28, 2020
Get the 2020mug. “Happy New Years! I’m so excited for 2020!”
Uh. Australia is still on fire.
What’s up bitch, it’s me, ww3.
Heyyyy, it’s us aliens, we’re about to invade earth!
I know you guys weren’t expecting me here, but hi, I’m Covid-19.
WHAT’S UP MOTHERFUCKERS I’M THE MURDER HORNET AND I’M GOING TO CAUSE THE END OF HUMANITY!
“Oh shut the fuck up, no one’s outside anyway.”
Uh. Australia is still on fire.
What’s up bitch, it’s me, ww3.
Heyyyy, it’s us aliens, we’re about to invade earth!
I know you guys weren’t expecting me here, but hi, I’m Covid-19.
WHAT’S UP MOTHERFUCKERS I’M THE MURDER HORNET AND I’M GOING TO CAUSE THE END OF HUMANITY!
“Oh shut the fuck up, no one’s outside anyway.”
by xucois May 19, 2020
Get the 2020mug. 
Proof that God is dead.
2020 is the worst year ever! There's been wildfires, pandemics, war, rioting and more! I am pretty convinced that there is no God.
by GoatLord666 June 3, 2020
Get the 2020mug. by dghfadhgfb March 23, 2020
Get the 2020mug. A year that arrives in less than an hour, in which I will make the worst of my life. I plan to mentally and physically torture myself. I will do anything to make myself single and block out those girls with my female shield. If any human gets anywhere near close to me, I will stab them with a gun. If a female approaches me, I will make sure to poop in the center of their head and throw them into the ceiling fan if I even can after eating tons of chocolate candy I’m allergic to and getting fat off of them. I will proceed and repeat until 2021 is here, and I will take this oppurtunity of 2020 being current to destroy my social life and replace it with a lack of popularity and a commonly classified-as-me “socially awkward” character trait and for me to me recognized as the ultra-weird&awkward boy.
Someone else: “I’m planning to have a great 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set!”
Me: “I’m planning to have a terrible 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set.”
Me: “I’m planning to have a terrible 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set.”
by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
Get the 2020mug. by Bum bum billy June 1, 2020
Get the 2020mug.