This stupid math teacher in Sudlersville, Maryland came up with this thing called Fist 2 5 to see how good you learn
by Thomas V The Tree October 18, 2008
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by American fisting association November 29, 2018
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The numbers are subject to change under the right circumstances.
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Brady: Yo, I went round to Alice's last night
Carl: Did you smash?
Brady: No. But we did have a 2 and a 5.
Carl: Did you smash?
Brady: No. But we did have a 2 and a 5.
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by Artysill September 18, 2018
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