hot pocket

the act of taking a shit inside of a fold out bed and folding it up for someone else to find

"SHIT that bum gave us a hot pocket last night"

by that guy eating a taco October 16, 2009

hot pocket

1. A large, filled pastry.
2. A fat, orange haired kid that plays video games all day or World Of Warcraft.

Danm! Look at that fat Hot Pocket play COD4!

by Joe Malone April 24, 2008

hot pocket

A frozen pastry that is heated in the microwave. They come in breakfast or lunch/dinner form. They are also the stereotypical food of a nerd.

Gary was up all night playing games and decided to have a Hot Pocket because they are easy to cook.

by AntsInTheKoolAid July 6, 2005

Hot Pocketing

The act of taking a warm hot pocket and using it as a masturbatory device. Usually only applies to male masturbation.

Dude, he wants it so bad he's hot pocketing every night.

That girl is so hot, I'm going to think about her while I'm hot pocketing.

by Chad Bennett November 3, 2008

Hot Pocketing

The act of using a curling iron to heat up a corpses vagina before commencing the act of necrophilia

i totally Hot Pocketed that bitch last night, she was fresh from the mourge, not to cold and not freezer burned.

by Stephan February 26, 2005

hot pocketing

An alternative form of the slang term "hot boxing," in which someone smokes marijuana in a car to increase the longevity of the high.

I need to get hella faded, let's go hot pocketing.

by jsadfjs May 23, 2006

Hot pocket

Sexy or very cute small gay man. Typically under 5'6" tall & thin or very fit. Cute compact gay

Check out that hot pocket. I think I'll stick him in my pocket and take him home.

by The Blonde One June 15, 2020