G Man Ting 

A "G Man Ting" is the ultimate G
He is undefeated at everything
Nothing can stop these mans
If you dare call yourself one without earning the title through proper ranking, you shall be terminated by Babatunde and his army :)

*Playing GTA V*
Kid - Hey dickhead
Me - Do you know who you are talking to ah? I am de G Man Ting ah
Kid - Oh shit plz dont kill me master

G Man Ting by Yung Melo November 9, 2020

meedy ting 

Dead looking girl, ugly or butters. Basically the girl is clapped like serverly clapped.

yo g see that meedy looking ting over there. Dont get rude you meedy ting.

meedy ting by smbyfc October 27, 2020

Dead ting 

The word to describe joanna from love Island 2019.

'doesn't matter cuz she's a dead ting'
-Amber 2019

Dead ting by Loveislanderari July 6, 2019

wog1 piff ting wots ur bbm pin 

The best way to pick up girls.

Wog1 piff ting wots ur bbm pin?

wog1 piff ting wots ur bbm pin by Denkster287 February 15, 2017

Don'ting 

Whatever you're thinking about saying or doing JUST DON'T, whether it's to avoid an argument or to not hurt someone's feelings instead of saying what's really on your mind you simply say "I'm don'ting" & leave it at that.

"I'm don'ting" today so leave me out of it.

Don'ting by Mama Bear Lloyd November 29, 2016

smol ting

smol ting is a FED who is disguising as a wassie and monitors crypto twitter (CT) 24/7 in order to find evidences for various criminal offenses that people think they could get away from. smol ting also known as lil shid also known as inversebrah was recruited by FPI a little after his old twitter handle was banned due to some dispute. soon after his recruitment, he created a harmless online persona as a wassie to infilterate CT rerards. he claims he observes the hourly close, but every hour he is observing all the CT rerads and anytime he finds something criminally offensive, he screenshots it and posts it in his online recordd of crimes. his entire timeline is filled with screenshot evidences of various CT rerards. smol ting is not human anymore. he never sleeps, he never rests, he never leaves. he just...observes...

CT rerard: ***says something offensive***
another CT rerard (probably commissioned by smol ting): "@inversebrah get in here quick lil shid"

smol ting by RottenWisdom666 September 5, 2022

Dead ting 

Joanna

“Joanna is a dead ting”

Dead ting by Rarity100 July 4, 2019