"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
As used when using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch “Read the book of Armaments, chapter 2, verses 9-21”
by The true July 11, 2021
Get the Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9-21mug. A legal term for when a self-proclaimed "servant of The Great One" mails out Good-Book-passage-laced flyers touting his beliefs, then uses said Bible-blabbing junk-mail to lawfully take possession of one or more dwellings or other valuable objects, particularly those owned by "blindly faithful" people who never interfere with anything that they naively view as being "of divine origin".
I always just write "REFUSED --- RETURN TO SENDER" on any ecclesiastical ephemera I receive, to hopefully avoid any future problems with attempts at ad-verse possession.
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
Get the ad-verse possessionmug. by bananananaEater June 9, 2023
Get the verse bottommug. I wonder which is greater, all the stars in the sky or the cell-u-verse.
OMG, you should see my daughter's phone bill. I think see tried to call the cell-u-verse.
OMG, you should see my daughter's phone bill. I think see tried to call the cell-u-verse.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
Get the cell-u-versemug. A relationship (typically used in roleplay or fanfiction) seperate from the main universe of the story.
by HollyOfTheVolturiGuard September 2, 2013
Get the Verse Relationshipmug. A verse in a song written by the musician for their spouse or SO, or is written about their SO.
Despite the name, the SO can actually be any gender.
I made this word up just now because I didn’t know if there was already a word. Plus, it sounds cute & wholesome to call it that. 🥺
Despite the name, the SO can actually be any gender.
I made this word up just now because I didn’t know if there was already a word. Plus, it sounds cute & wholesome to call it that. 🥺
by Superjuliam December 14, 2022
Get the Wife Versemug. Joseph Wright. The English dialect dictionary, London: Henry Frowde (1898-1905), s.v. arse-verse. (archive.org/embed/in.ernet.dli.2015.13022)
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Available on-line at eddonline4-proj.uibk.ac.at
by BoarGules July 13, 2024
Get the arse-versemug.