Let me be clear that the term "beaner" does NOT apply to all mexicans/latinos. A hardworking mexican man who illegally crossed here to work hard and send money to their family back is not a beaner. Though they do mow lawns and perform a variety of other manual labor jobs, they are much more respectable than the beaners/spics that come to this country and live with their mothers who live off welfare checks. Beaners are pieces of scum who:
1. Sag their pants
2. Threaten to fight you like a man, but really mean, "come at me ese me and me and all my homies will fuck you up puto".
3. Wear bandanas to represent their homosexual gangs that they are a part of. Popular homosexual beaner gangs include but are not limited to: The Latin Kings, La Marasalvatrucha (MS- thirteen dicks up the ass), Mexican Mafia (technically beaner mafia), The 18th street gang, named for the eighteen gangbangs they hold every week, and many other faggy beaner gangs.
4. Have never opened a book.
5. Consider graffiti art
6. Think they are tough when in reality, they are too scared to fight you one on one and must call on their piece of filth "homies" to help them out in a fight.
7. Make the Catholic church look bad by thinking that it is ok to commit acts of robbery and murder while wearing a rosary or crucifix around their necks because it is part of "la raza".
1. Sag their pants
2. Threaten to fight you like a man, but really mean, "come at me ese me and me and all my homies will fuck you up puto".
3. Wear bandanas to represent their homosexual gangs that they are a part of. Popular homosexual beaner gangs include but are not limited to: The Latin Kings, La Marasalvatrucha (MS- thirteen dicks up the ass), Mexican Mafia (technically beaner mafia), The 18th street gang, named for the eighteen gangbangs they hold every week, and many other faggy beaner gangs.
4. Have never opened a book.
5. Consider graffiti art
6. Think they are tough when in reality, they are too scared to fight you one on one and must call on their piece of filth "homies" to help them out in a fight.
7. Make the Catholic church look bad by thinking that it is ok to commit acts of robbery and murder while wearing a rosary or crucifix around their necks because it is part of "la raza".
Mike: Look at that beaner mowing that lawn.
Shawn: That's not a beaner, that thing over there is. (points to some retard on the corner in front of a liquor store trying to act hard)
Dan: Sigh... after meeting this Asian girl's parents, we can't go out anymore because her parents think I'm a beaner.
Kevin: Dudeee, do they know what a beaner is?
Dan: Apparently not :(
Look at that beaner showing off his fake Nike shoes that he probably bought from kmart after begging his mommy for a few bucks.
Beaner: Ay foo orale guey viva la raza homes, sur side for life ese!
Mexican: Were you dropped on your head? Does "sur side" mean going down on another man?
Beaner: Simon ese...
Shawn: That's not a beaner, that thing over there is. (points to some retard on the corner in front of a liquor store trying to act hard)
Dan: Sigh... after meeting this Asian girl's parents, we can't go out anymore because her parents think I'm a beaner.
Kevin: Dudeee, do they know what a beaner is?
Dan: Apparently not :(
Look at that beaner showing off his fake Nike shoes that he probably bought from kmart after begging his mommy for a few bucks.
Beaner: Ay foo orale guey viva la raza homes, sur side for life ese!
Mexican: Were you dropped on your head? Does "sur side" mean going down on another man?
Beaner: Simon ese...
by Dick Feynman November 18, 2012
Get the Beanermug. So you wanna know what a beaner is? Okay, well why not have an intellectual 'beaner' explain it to you? Yeah, pedasos de mierda con patas, I'll fucking tell your asses. Okay a beaner is a mexican that has gotten sick of his country (yes Mexicans are originally from mexico), and so in the process has tried to move from his country to one that actually has jobs. See the thing is that their government has been extremly corrupted, except they had nothing good to take away in the first place, unlike us. So- anyways they try and come over here in an attempt to mak themselves better people. When they get over here a huge wave of ignorance (that's you) meets them. Believe it or not Mexicans don't leave entire families just to come to the "great america" where every1 is rude and a little bit rascist. No they generally attempt it so that they can provide food and and care for the family back in Mexico.the only reason their don't follow the legal immigration process (I know u ppl with the brains were thinking) is that for that to happen they have to wait up to 2 yrs b4 they're even acknowledged as potential u.s. citizens (i.e. Remember when I said the government was a little corrupt, I digress).
by ontherightedge May 17, 2008
Get the Beanermug. by sandarosaline November 21, 2006
Get the beanermug. We're total beaners.
Looks like that person hasn't had a home cooked meal in three months...must be a beaner!
Damn it feels good to be a beaner.
person: I feel bad for beaners.
beaner: HELL no.
Looks like that person hasn't had a home cooked meal in three months...must be a beaner!
Damn it feels good to be a beaner.
person: I feel bad for beaners.
beaner: HELL no.
by Melissa Kay December 14, 2008
Get the beanermug. guy one: "hey man"
guy two: "yeah"
guy one: "look at that fucking beaner in the Lincoln Navigator, wih Gonzalez in the back window"
guy two: "disturbing!"
guy two: "yeah"
guy one: "look at that fucking beaner in the Lincoln Navigator, wih Gonzalez in the back window"
guy two: "disturbing!"
by destroyer of vaginas April 3, 2009
Get the Beanermug. i consider myself a beaner, only because im proud to say from were i came from...
its like a black people call each other niggers... but only this time a mexican calls them self a beaner...
*note* just consider this word like nigger. you'll know when its alright to say it or not
its like a black people call each other niggers... but only this time a mexican calls them self a beaner...
*note* just consider this word like nigger. you'll know when its alright to say it or not
by licha November 26, 2006
Get the Beanermug. A degrading word such as nigger, cracker etc
beaners are hard-working mexicans that earn their money legit
some say that they eat beans
other say the word was made up by
Houston-native/rapper
SPM
beaners are hard-working mexicans that earn their money legit
some say that they eat beans
other say the word was made up by
Houston-native/rapper
SPM
man that beaner is working hard
by t-weezy December 19, 2006
Get the beanermug.