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gamer

an obese organism. They can be found breeding in the basements of houses. In order to live, they will steal a fridge, a toilet, and a gaming setup. At this point they sit down and grow bigger as they consume the necessary energy found in junk food. Soon all of there body is a blob of fat except there hands, which they have exercised into super hands or some shit from years of use. When attacked, gamers defend themselves with foam netherite swords from the game 'minecraft.' To reproduce, they shit out there ass lots of food, which they form into a rough figure which will become a gamer. renounced for there gigantic pp's/holes. They can be any gender. When they achieve anything in any video game, they will scream 'let's go!' at a volume that can cause up to 5.0 earthquakes. When they lose, they will pound there solid graphene keyboard, screeching like a banshee and causing up to 3.0 earthquakes with the pounding and the schreeching.
guy 1: "Theres a gamer in my house!"
guy 2: "Call an exterminater!"
*exterminator comes*
guy 1: "omg please kill the gamer in my basement!!!"
*exterminater goes down*
gamer: *uncomprehinsible nonsense*
gamer: "LETS GOoOOO!!!"
*runs at extrerminator with netherite sword*
exterminator: "AAHHH!!!" *dies*
by gaydicky776 June 2, 2023
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Gamer

The most oppressed group of people in society.
Brave heroes with the highest average IQ of all groups in society.
They fought bravely and won against the evil furries in world war 3.
Gamer can get hot girls just by existing.
Hot girl: Are you a gamer

Me: Yes I am a gamer

*Hot girl proceeds to suck my dick*
by eatass445 March 21, 2019
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Gamer

A gamer is one of the worlds most needed assets. They do not only play online games they entertain the world with there awesome mouse and keyboard skills. Though they are put down by, feminists, liberals, and the media. But gamers have more of a life then them.
VSCO Thot: Omg look at that wierd kid he's playing Minecraft in class.
Gamer: "backhands Vsco" Don't diss Minecraft. go back to the kitchen, bitch.
by gamer.visible = True October 31, 2019
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Gamer

1.) A person who plays video games on a regular basis; although this term for a gamer isn't often used in real life situation other than media.

2.) An exclamation of excitement used in joking tongue and cheek manner; similar to poggers in its ironic use.

3.) A person who makes a great achievement in sports; I've seen this around on this website and a few others although I've never personally experienced it.

4.) Someone who plays role playing games such as DND; Typically those who play DND or role playing games in general will play video games as well so this terminology may have just bled over to being for general use of role players.

5.) Someone who gambles; This is where the word originates from although gamblers probably wouldn't call themselves gamers since thats rather awkward but would probably use the word gaming for what they want to do.
1.) My best friend is a gamer he plays Smash Bros. he plays everyday for about 2 hours a day.

2.) Me: BRO BRO ain't no way you just did that Gamer gamer gamer

Bro: gamer ong

4.) Random shmuck: Lol are you a gamer?

Less Random Roleplayer: Er not--I mean technically I'm a gamer.

5.) Walsall, England, referred to "any dice-player, carder, tennis player, or other unlawful gamer".
by Edgymon user December 13, 2022
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by anonymous September 30, 2021
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Gamer

A gamer is someone who plays alot of games on a online platform. if you play clash of clans you are not a gamer. or if you play only the generic game at the time e.g. Fortnite battle royale
by BLOCKMASTER64 June 17, 2018
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Gamer

by Gamerpro38 April 18, 2019
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