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Baby kabobs

Something you can make with a baby you just barbequed.
Christian girl- What is that you're grilling?

Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?

Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.

Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?
by The Original Agahnim January 6, 2022
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Baby fish

Fish shaped marshmallow covered with chocolate.
Him “What is your favourite candy”
Her “ it’s baby fish”
by rose222 September 13, 2021
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Hoe Lit Down Baby

To Take Care Of Yourself Or To Have Your Peoples Back.......
Lebron - Yo Im Out
Weezy - Alrite Lebron, Hoe Lit Down BabY

Lebron - I Had A Fight Yesterday
Weezy- Oh Werd
Lebron - And Dil Held it Down BabY
by NIVLEK23 October 14, 2008
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Stupid Bitch Baby

Also known as "SBB", a stupid bitch baby is who that person was in the past except that person has to be a stupid ass child who was an annoying little shit. It's a good way to separate who you are now from who you were as a way to cope with your own past actions.
Dale: what would it be like if you met your own stupid bitch baby?

Eli: they'd probably be confused and say "whaaat?? There's only two genders! What do you mean 'non binary'?"

Dale: oof. That sucks

Eli: what about yours?

Dale: my SBB would probably be asking how the fuck I'm this constantly horny

Eli: jeez
by AeronaTheFox February 6, 2021
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Baby Back Bullshit

when in doubt something goes seriously wrong in your life, like bad, and you need to let it all out yet your body is telling you “dont curse” but you say this (also you had just watched the Baby Got Back music video)
Person 1: Dawg I broke your juul...
Me: Man thats some baby back bullshit

buy me a new one
by yuh tuh muh suh November 28, 2018
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Oxy Baby

A person who's personality is changed drastically due to oxycodone
by R0XY02 April 12, 2022
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baby gravy

when you shoot you load in her mouth and she hates it
I know how much she hates taking my baby gravy
by castnblast June 27, 2024
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