by Mike Montuori May 6, 2005
Get the shit weaselmug. An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.
"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"
"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"
"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"
"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"
"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"
"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"
"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"
by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023
Get the The Shit/Shower ratiomug. An expression that which a horrible disaster or something big has happened, or just going out of control
by The Jester of Madness! November 10, 2015
Get the Shit hit the fanmug. Conditon making one's legs shaky and unresponsive following moderate to long sessions sitting on a toilet.
I spent nearly an hour pushing that one out. With the worst case of shit house polio i can remember, it took me ten more minutes just to make it to the sink.
by Mustard King April 1, 2010
Get the Shit House Poliomug. Slappy- " hurhurhur faggot , do you even lift?"
Intelligent, charismatic, caring young man- "Eat shit , derek."
Slappy-" ....my name is Slappy..."
Intelligent, charismatic, caring young man- "Eat shit , derek."
Slappy-" ....my name is Slappy..."
by Mother Of All Fuck November 4, 2013
Get the Eat shit , derek.mug. Those mornings when your typical morning shit is just not enough. This situation arises most frequently after a night of heavy drinking or a late night burrito run.
In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/class/court-ordered community service.
In a typical two-shit morning, the second sequence arrives unexpectedly, making you late for work/class/court-ordered community service.
You: Sorry I'm late boss, I had one of the two-shit morning. You know how it goes.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.
Check with your human resources office/principal/parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.
Boss: Say no more. I was late too, also on account of a two-shit morning.
Check with your human resources office/principal/parole officer to make sure that a two-shit morning is recognized as a valid excuse for tardiness.
by DistinctDiffident February 8, 2018
Get the two-shit morningmug. A mandatory shit you take at the airport, before boarding the plane. Because you don't wanna drop a load in those cramped nasty-ass airplane bathrooms!
Hey Steve, I just took my required pre-flight shit. No way in hell I'm using the bathroom on the plane to drop my load!
by LonePooper February 1, 2018
Get the pre-flight shitmug.