Pulling a John

A guy who gets daily wet dreams of fucking a humanoid horses from My Little Pony (Rainbow Dash), and maybe with a threesome of Rainbow Dash AND Sunset Glimmer! He loves specifying little details of fucking her, and uses GbayIsCyclone’s adlib against him. (Adlib: That’s How It Works, Yo!)

John: So bro Rainbow Dash and I fucked, and u were walking in and was scarred

GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.

John: That’s how it works, yo!

GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!

by GbayIsCyclone September 2, 2022

pulled a David

Verb. To meet someone randomly at a party and based on very little information and friend them on facebook the following day.

"Remember that random girl I met last night? She totally pulled a David on me... saw a friend request from her this morning..."

by ezzzzdsaf September 21, 2013

pulling a carlos

pulling a carlos is when a someone riding a public bus gets off to let other people off and then finds the door shut, resulting in them having to run to the next stop so that they may get back on the bus

"omg dude, did you see sara pulling a carlos?"

"yeah, man, it was hilarious"

by sarajoncena November 29, 2017

Pulling a Bub

To say you’re going to be somewhere but then cancel last minute.

Man, Bubba is pulling a bub again! He cancelled a minute before the event

by Pimp Bribiesca March 20, 2023

pulling a jon

texing the word dick excessively, one thinking they are of the awesome decent.

God Angela! you seriously were pulling a Jon!

by Andiiiii May 14, 2008

The turkey pull

An act to try and get a natural bum wax simply by hand plucking one’s bum hair out

Person 1:Did u see Sarah’s ass bush last week?
Person 2:That’s old news she had the turkey pull.

by Masticspastic April 22, 2023

pulling a jordan

when u have brown hair and can't go 5 mins without making a sexual joke

pulling a jordan is when people ask you literally anything and you just HAVE to ruin the mood

jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."

by your typical sveenth grade kid April 17, 2022