A derogatory term or insult used to make fun of a stupid person’s stupid face (This can imply that said person’s face looks like a vagina but can also just be used to simply imply how stupid their face looks).
by The Smole April 12, 2023
When you wake up from a night of drinking in a pickle and your still plastered so you drink your responsibilities away
by Toolbox123 November 27, 2017
1. The cone of shame a dog wears to prevent itching or biting
2. Another term for braces or headgear
3. Football helmet
2. Another term for braces or headgear
3. Football helmet
1.That poor dog has got the face fence.
2.I have some spinach jammed in my f-fence.
3. Dont grab another player's face fence.
2.I have some spinach jammed in my f-fence.
3. Dont grab another player's face fence.
by Kermitt July 22, 2019
I was caught in a trap... An Irish face trap. Bobby and I tried some gay stuff and our beards got tangled.
by Uuhhhhhhh February 26, 2020
Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
by Weeabob November 28, 2016
When someone who is normally a smart ass is currently not saying or making a face which would normally be interpreted as being a smart ass.
by Clvegrl March 30, 2020
The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.
"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."
by rankled up July 21, 2009