boohoo baby

The only valid thing to say to someone when they're complaining about anything.

Jimmy: Someone just stole all of my money!

Bob: boohoo baby

by chesyon January 4, 2023

Black Baby Yoda

Baby Yoda that is black

My friend: Black Baby Yoda

by Weird Chicken Nugget April 18, 2023

Mud baby

A sexual act in which a woman does not clean her anal cavity prior to anal intercourse and has 3 or more penises in her anal cavity At the same time until ejaculation at which point ejaculate and fecal matter ooze from the woman's anal cavity, creating a "mud baby".

Hey would you 3 guys wanna come over tonight and help me make a mud baby for my onlyfans page?

by TH3J4CK0FH34RT5 June 28, 2021

baby dictator conundrum

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).

Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"

Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."

by toad pond September 23, 2025

Government Sugar Baby

One who is capable physically of completing a job but rather chooses to sit at home and leach checks from the government.

Dave is such a “government sugar baby”, he needs to get off his ass and get a job.

by Rob144 September 13, 2022

Bush Baby

It's when a male is laying on his back masturbaitng and orgasms, then the jiz semen cum sperm lands in his bush. Therefor what can make a baby is in a bush

"Yo mom get in here and help I got some bush baby"

by Jamaleo June 12, 2016

piss baby

(noun)

Infant or child made of urine or metaphorically acts like a child made of urine.

person one- Oh, how are you doing today?
person two- Not good. Trevor committed grand larceny last night.
person one- What a piss baby.

by jill :] August 9, 2021