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Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024
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That's why it's wrong

What I did was harmless explicitly because there is nothing I could do for those women. You don't actually intend to teach me anything. If that's the case you're just as bad as I am. But that isn't why you are doing this.
A retard "That's why it's wrong."

Hym "You don't care. Every time I masterbate I'm fantasizing about raping one of you. How's that? Do that make you feel better? You fuck."
by Hym Iam November 9, 2024
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Naked flat white

A naked flat white or naked coffee is a term used to refer to a take-away coffee served without a lid.

Since the lid is the only additional item the coffee cup ‘wears’, asking for a naked coffee indicates one would like it served without it in addition.
I'll have a naked flat white, please.
by roo_tamer12 November 10, 2024
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Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.
To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.
by Thumper of Flower November 23, 2024
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Yes Prep White Oak

Dumass school that I hate. Npc School basically. Worst school of all time. Dress code center.
Npc: I go to Yes Prep White Oak how can you tell?
Anyone: 😂
by bmpbt November 28, 2024
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Valentino Luigi Ricardo White

-a King from the Animal Kingdom of Cavapoo who found his human, the Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White, to love and be best friends with forever. Valentino loved and loved to the age of forty with his human The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White who thanked God everyday for sending him to love.
Valentino Luigi Ricardo White has arrived from the animal kingdom of heaven. Valentino Luigi Ricardo White pooped on the floor. Valentino Luigi Ricardo White Is chasing the cats. Valentino Luigi Ricardo Whites humans name is Caterina Maria Gioffre White.
by mamababeontrend January 4, 2025
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andrea is a white knight

when a guy simps for a teacher
by fascistfacialman January 16, 2025
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