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pulling a pump horse

betraying someone like an absolute dick and leave them to die
"Don't you dare pull a pump horse on me after this robbery!" - somebody I don't know some idiot dumbass who died because of his friend pulling a pump horse on him
by JoeBidenUFOisReal January 23, 2023
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pulling bongs

When a group of guys have a smoke-fest with a bong
We were pulling bongs all day Saturday
by The Shane December 6, 2021
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You don’t want to poop yourself.
I need to get to a bathroom i don’t wanna pull a frasier
by Not all who wonder are lost January 25, 2022
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Penis pulls

When you were younger, did you ever think you would grow old and have a small pecker?

As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.
Little Timmy went to his room after dinner to do 10 penis pulls because he was angry he had a smaller penis than others
by shmevron james December 1, 2022
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Pulling a Matthew

The act of getting a mizuno suit even when you clearly know you don’t have a future cut. You are not ashamed but clearly should be.
Bro what suit should I get?
I don’t know but you better not be pulling a matthew
by Litty john November 16, 2019
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pulled a J-Mac

The quick or sudden departure in public from a group or entourage, or to disassociate one's self from being associated with a less than ideal social identity in public, especially to increase their perceived social status .
three business associates walking together at work Person 1: Hey what do you guys think about the price of tea in China? Person 2: "I think it's awesome ". Person 3 (J-Mac): "... ... " Persons 1 and 2 "wow, person 3 pulled a J-Mac move on us "
by substrateindependent August 27, 2019
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Pulling A Lindsay

She Was guilty of pulling a Lindsay
by cappsicola December 28, 2021
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