Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.

I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.

by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021

baby gravy

when you shoot you load in her mouth and she hates it

I know how much she hates taking my baby gravy

by castnblast June 27, 2024

Black Baby Yoda

Baby Yoda that is black

My friend: Black Baby Yoda

by Weird Chicken Nugget April 18, 2023

Baby Making Feet

When a petite and beautiful girl looks good in shorts and flip flops. And she teases you by the way she walks showing and teasing you with her cute feet.

That girl in shorts has cute baby making feet.

by Track1Track2Slide August 5, 2024

Government Sugar Baby

One who is capable physically of completing a job but rather chooses to sit at home and leach checks from the government.

Dave is such a “government sugar baby”, he needs to get off his ass and get a job.

by Rob144 September 13, 2022

boohoo baby

The only valid thing to say to someone when they're complaining about anything.

Jimmy: Someone just stole all of my money!

Bob: boohoo baby

by chesyon January 4, 2023

Baby cousin

Your sister or brother's child, who exists as one of the 11 recognized genders, but you can't really be bothered to think too much about it, so yeah; baby cousin.

Yeah, you know Ronnie's friend AJ? Her man's...... Baby cousin

by Kamikaze Possum September 25, 2024