Dribble Baby

1
A child born from semen leaking from a woman's anal creampie into her vagina causing impregnation. Generally unplanned.

2
A dumb asshole presumed to be the offspring created through definition #1.

3
Someone who can't handle situations where drinking is involved because they have no self-control.

1
Person 1: Did you hear Erika got pregnant?
Person 2: I thought she only takes it up the ass?
Person 1: Yup...dribble baby, yo.

2
"Man, fuck John...fucking dribble baby."

3
"Did you invite Freddy? I hope not because that dude is a dribble baby."

by MiguelGrande December 15, 2020

drug induced baby

This is when people on drugs get together and are so wasted they don't know their own name let alone the person they are having sex with at the moment. Nine months later they are scanning the town with paternity test. After the hunt they find the name of the guy so they can complete the name on the birth certificate. They also get a chance to introduce themself and the baby to the guy, Finally.

Did you know that's her third drug induced baby? They've got to get a rehab for that.

by legitimate life August 16, 2011

Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.

I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.

by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021

Top Baby

A dominant person in sex, who happens to be a baby

Naoki is a top baby, while his girlfriend Yuna is a bottom bitch.

by TaroChiMochi December 29, 2019

baby birded

When someone spits in your mouth having just recently eaten

"He was eating something gross and then just straight up baby birded me"

by Lexicon239 February 5, 2019

Baby Meat

A reference from the ghetto bible that directly describes a black girl's butt. The words "Bathin' Apes" in some of Soulja Boy's songs were mistaken for "baby meat".

Yo man, check out dat chick's baby meats

by Ghettoboi February 20, 2011

Baby Rock

Originated in Chicago to describe somebody who isn’t use to the effects they have on marijuana when they reach their high around people they baby rock can come about when trying to control your high and trying to make it seem as if you aren’t in fact high this affect wears off after u get something to eat

Look at man man he ain’t use to smokin yet

Nigga u high asl baby rockin and shit

by Patchthanutt December 20, 2020