Baby Blowjob

When two individuals (male and female) have sexual intercourse whilst in the middle of the female delivering the baby.

Beavis: "Hey why is your kids head deformed?"

Butthead: "Oh, yeah... I, uh, did the baby blowjob..."

by Babyfucker69420 December 13, 2019

Baby C

Baby C is the baddest bitch in the universe. Do not fuck with her or she might knock your teeth out or slash your tires. She is the current holder of the fattest ass award as well as the #1 Lil Baby fan in the world. She may be baked all day, but that does not stop her from being an excellent baker herself. Gordon Ramsey was once so impressed by her highly-esteemed grilled cheese, that after being berated by her with such extreme anger, and after getting called an idiot sandwich, he offered her his job. Some adjectives to describe Baby C, also known as Clobaby, may include beautiful, hot, smart, cute, awesome, fiesty, silly, talented at dancing, funny, blunt, fierce, and badass.

“Hey Nat, how was your night last night?”

“Not good, I parked in Baby C’s parking spot. Will you drive me to go get my car from impound? I might need a new set of tires too.”

by Douglass Bubbletrousers May 28, 2022

boohoo baby

The only valid thing to say to someone when they're complaining about anything.

Jimmy: Someone just stole all of my money!

Bob: boohoo baby

by chesyon January 4, 2023

Government Sugar Baby

One who is capable physically of completing a job but rather chooses to sit at home and leach checks from the government.

Dave is such a “government sugar baby”, he needs to get off his ass and get a job.

by Rob144 September 13, 2022

Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 18, 2023

miss baby

a tall bicycle seat head who wears a white sweater

Miss baby was at clark park on a field trip with her students

by gena wena October 15, 2020

Baby uncle

Uncle that is under 10 years apart, same age or younger

It's kind of awkward seeing my baby Uncle now that we hit puberty

by 459395 April 10, 2023