Two-faced bitch

a girl who seems nice at first glance, but backstabs men and makes out with other women.

Guy: Did you see the kiss between Aloy and Seyka? Seyka is a slutty whore skank!
Girl: Yeah! And Aloy, this slutty whore skank is nothing but a two-faced bitch!

by blade24 April 29, 2023

Fart Face

So there was these two blokes standing on the elevator back in the early 1900's, one man let out a particularly crotch staining fart while the other bloke just looked at him with this weird fucking look of disgust on his face, and ever since then it's been known as fart face.

What's your Malfunction Fart Face

by Dynamite Dave Dudemyster June 17, 2021

Screen Face

Easily the best youtube channel. Full of extremely funny content and well edited videos.

Guy one: You heard of Screen Face?
Guy two: I have evaded capture in Venezuela for 7 years.

by ScreenFaceFan1 April 23, 2020

Resting Botch Face

When someone has had so much botox, fillers, injections &/or plastic surgery, that they can't show normal expressions or emotions. Their face has a permanent " stank face" expression on it, with flared nostrils and puffy cheeks.

What's going on with Kylie Jenners cheeks? Looks like too much filled or botox or something.

Nah. It's just resting botch face. The Kardashians all have it too.

by KattheBrat July 12, 2023

Dog Face Child

Some Dude named Robert says this in 2021 and he says “You” is the definition when asked.

You’re a dog face child.

by STONERDUCKYPEEP August 21, 2024

Double Faced Entendre

“Somebody who has two totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you, one side being an angle, and another side being a devil”
-Olivier Tree

I'm a goner, I lost her
Like why the hell you wanna
Play me that way, you're bad babe
You double faced entendre

by Olivertree123 June 25, 2021

minimum viable face (MVF)

Minimum Viable Face (MVF): the smallest/fastest makeup routine you do before interacting with other human beings because you kind of owe it to them to not be distractingly worse-looking than usual.

Other person: "You look tired today."
Me: "Welp, I didn't do my minimum viable face (MVF)."

by SarahADowney March 29, 2021