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I bite my thumb at thou!

When armies took prisoners in southern Europe in the middle ages, they would sometimes be offered the chance to earn their freedom by eating a fig from a mules anus. As the captors taunted their captive, offering him this degrading method of escape, they would bite their thumbs.
by Themanwiththegiantwilly September 26, 2005
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What am I doing here?

Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says every day while he is in the White House and remembers that he is president (or after somebody reminds him), if not more. The reason he says this is because even someone as brain-dead as Joe can't believe that he is president.
1.
Joe Biden: Where the hell am I? What am I doing here?
Everyone: That's what we all are wondering!

2.
Interviewer: Hey Joe, it's great to have you here tonight. I can't wait to kiss your behind for the next 30 minutes. So, how are you doing?
Joe Biden: I'm pretty good, but um, uh, where am I again? What am I doing here? Where are we? Who are you? Who am I!

3.
Joe Biden: What am I doing here?
Everyone with a brain: destroying our country!
by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022
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I love you

Boy; I love you

Girl; I-
Mom; WAKE UP YOUR GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!
by I got the urge November 13, 2020
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Stop before I hurt you

When a nigger slaps you for laughing with your friend because no one fucking loves him.
White: how is your day going?
Black: shut up NOW
white: what did I do wrong?
BLACK: STOP BEFORE I HURT YOU
white: you have no reason to...
Black: SLAPs white kid
by mmmmmkysmmmmmm February 6, 2019
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i need me a dyckman party

A Lit party located in the northern part of Manhattan in the 1 line , Basically a hick party with hookah,drinks , twerking,grinding, and lap dances. Going to one of these parties will bless your whole week No Better parties then the ones In Dyckman.
"Yeo, bro I haven't gotten lit in a while I Need Me a Dyckman Party"
by UnknownArtist-InTheMaking November 24, 2017
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the red means i love you

a song i absolutely love bc its amazing and deserves more credit for the work and skill and you should go listen to it. right now. shoo go listen to it now.
Person 1: "have you heard the red means i love you by madds buckley?"

Person 2: "yeah its my favourite song of all time"
by LimeFr0gg1 December 5, 2021
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(I Just) Died In Your Arms

Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
I keep lookin' for somethin' I can't get
Broken hearts lie all around me
And I don't see an easy way to get out of this
Her diary, it sits by the bedside table
The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle
Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this
Oh I, (I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss
I should've walked away
I should've walked away
Is there any just cause for feelin' like this?
On the surface, I'm a name on a list
I try to be discreet, but then blow it again
I've lost and found, it's my final mistake
She's loving by proxy, no give and all take
'Cause I've been thrilled to fantasy one too many times
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss
I should've walked away
I should've walked away
It was a long hot night
She made it easy, she made it feel right
But now it's over, the moment has gone
I followed my hands not my head, I know I was wrong
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss
I should've walked away
I should've walked away
by Death Menace September 22, 2022
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