Face card

Said when someone has a beautiful face that stands out, looks good in all angles, is photogenic, etc.

“Ashley is so beautiful, bro. Her face card never declines.”

by soleada October 25, 2025

The Face Kicker

The face kicker is a shot of alcohol with a bump of ketamine in it. The k and booze mix in the stomach and hit so hard its like being kicked in the face

Adam is doing the face kicker again. I'm surprised he can still stand

by ekul merlini February 24, 2008

resting gamer face

that ugly ass face you make when you’re locked in on the game
(blank stare and mouth breathing)

bro jim’s got the resting gamer face, he must be locked in fr.

by unoriginalsins February 24, 2024

irrelevant save-facing

1. Attempting to save face even though everyone sees right through your attempts to avoid embarrassment.

2. Being a pedantic nuisance.

"I swear I don't know how that stuff got on my computer!"

"Dude, this is some irrelevant save-facing, just admit you're a furry"

by b0nes_malone October 16, 2023

middle face

When your eyes, nose, and mouth have all scrunched into the middle of your face.
When everything wants to be by your nose.

You went full middle face man.

by Teplous February 16, 2018

As Flat As Mark's Face

Used to describe something that's really flat.

The ground outside is as flat as Mark's face

by DoorHandle1234 August 15, 2017

Ur face

When you want to get back at someone but you have no roasts.

“You are so weird”
“Your face”

by Omg2.0 February 5, 2022