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Alberta Syndrome

noun

A psychological condition in which a person fiercely criticizes the Canadian federal government, denounces equalization payments, rejects eastern political values, and flirts with American-style libertarianism — yet still proudly identifies as a "true Canadian." Often marked by deep resentment toward Ottawa, an obsession with oil, and a confused national loyalty complex.
"Dude won’t shut up about how Trudeau’s ruining the country, calls himself a freedom-loving Albertan patriot, but still tears up during the national anthem — classic Alberta Syndrome."
by tin dysprosium May 16, 2025
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Long hair syndrome

When someone with long hair thinks they hella wise and smart but just waffling tryna be like gandalf and are actually just chatting shit and dumb asf
Aye Julian you have long hair syndrome ya know
by Pablo Esc0bar October 11, 2022
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Down Syndrome

when you have all the chromosones
Yea Nathan have down syndrome
by boudaciousslayqueen420 June 9, 2022
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Sudden Onset Douchebag Syndrome

When all your friends turn into douchebags when they were once nice. It's real.
"Don't be a sod."

Billy: Hey dude, wanna go to the movies today?
Todd: No dude I got in with the wrong crowd, now I have sudden onset douchebag syndrome.
by Toddthedouche January 13, 2011
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Retard Syndrome

When you're zooted beyond comprehension and your friends look retarded or act retarded.
Why's this nigga look like he have retard syndrome.
by Cockblaster69000 May 22, 2023
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Kinseyhots Syndrome

Similar to being in heat, Kinseyhots Syndrome will have you achin’ to have sex w Kinsey.

The symptoms of Kinseyhots Syndrome can be, but are not limited to:

Humping your phone while on the phone with Kinsey.

Licking your phone when Kinsey sends you a pic. Constant thoughts about you and Kinsey’s bodies intertwined and both of you screaming out in pleasure.

Cumming randomly when you use a word that starts with a K.

Extreme sexual tension when near Kinsey.

A sunny happy outlook on life and uncontrollable smiling and laughing.

A deep urge to text and call Kinsey and moan loudly.

When finding a hair of kinseys in your hair you may have the urge to eat it and wriggle on the ground while yellin out “I want youuuuu.”

Hot flashes.

A rise in temperature.

A rise in random erections.

These feelings are strongest when the sun is setting.

They also may seep into your dreams. You more than likely will have constant wet dreams for weeks at a time.

Kinseyhots syndrome has no vaccine and will more than likely stay with you for the rest of your life.

Good luck!! 🥴
“Is that..? Kinsey?! Oh no! I have Kinseyhots Syndrome! I’m cumming!!!”
by Definitely not Art April 1, 2022
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rav syndrome

P1:mate are you ok
P2: ... yep
P1: mate i think you have rav syndrome
P2: ...nope i dont see it
P1: ("face palm")
by jcrawson May 1, 2016
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