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Newton sex

When you are about to have sex with a gut but the situation becomes really awkward because they have an incredibly small and disgusting penis, so you tell them you need to go revise Newtons third law as an excuse to get the fuck away
Person 1: Hey how was your sex last night!!!
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
by Skeleton365 October 18, 2019
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Sex

a particularly good oxytocin-inducing session with Rose
I went into labour just after midnight on the 29th June, after a particularly good oxytocin-inducing(Sex) session with Rose
by icemix September 24, 2021
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gay sex era

when is our gay sex era
by gay sex leader March 9, 2023
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Sex

Two trucks, having sex
Two trucks, having sex
My muscles, my muscles,
Involuntarily flex
by Xman34 April 18, 2022
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No sex September

Boys and girls are forbidden to have sex for the whole month of September
by Kearnsy777 November 7, 2020
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hot cat sex

sex with a cat. the cat licks your pussy
hot cat sex is very fun
by Griefing Services October 30, 2023
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Snake Sex

1. Inserting a penis into a snake.

2. Inserting a snake into an oriface for the intent of pleasuring oneself.
“Hey, why are you talking weird?”

“I tried to do snake sex and the python bit me.”
by #( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 5, 2018
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