National be a dick Day

It whenever you be a dick all day

Yo you heard today is National be a Dick Day

by Steve dumb April 16, 2021

National Ask Your Crush Out Day

October 3 At 12:00 you have to ask your crush out!

Travis-hey Mary I wanted to ask you out

Mary-OMG today is National ask your crush out day!!

by Djdbdbd October 2, 2021

national grab ass day

national grab ass

grab the ass of anyone you like ;)

person 1: joseph grabbed nicole’s ass!
person2: WHAT WHY??!
person1: it’s national grab ass day

by lovex10111 January 28, 2020

national fuck Leo

The day where we all fuck and finger Leo

Let’s all participate in national fuck Leo day

by anonymous April 26, 2023

National Judas appreciation day

Judas a guy who everyone loves sometimes he’s a bit down so every may 21 give some love to your friend Judas

Friend: OMG IS THAT JUDAS
other friend: yea why?
Friend: todays national Judas appreciation day

Other friend: oh let’s go appreciate him
*runs up to Judas and gives him gifts and stuff*

by A local freak May 21, 2022

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!

girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

National Chin Hickey Day

May 11 - when you give a hickey on your significant others chin

parker: “yo, today is national chin hickey day… get to goin!”

by bored.asf May 11, 2022