A person totally obsessed with a Melanie, their brain practically a fruit salad of Melanie thoughts 24/7. Picture someone daydreaming about their fave Melanie’s smile, vibe, or that one time they said “hi” in the hallway, to the point their head’s basically a watermelon full of heart-eyes.
"Ever since meeting Melanie at the concert, Christopher’s been a total Melon Head, doodling her name in his notebook and blasting her favorite songs nonstop."
by The True Melon Head July 23, 2025
Get the Melon Headmug. A person who smears the focus and/or facts of an argument because they cannot win.
It may also loosely be used to describe someone as disingenuous or stupid.
It may also loosely be used to describe someone as disingenuous or stupid.
by William J J T December 11, 2011
Get the Smudge Headmug. A blowjob where the person recieving the oral sex ejaculates into the mouth of the one giving the blowjob, and their mouth is filled with white ejaculate, hence White Head.
You: Last night was wild, my partner gave me some head and let me cum in their mouth!
Friend: Wow, I've never met anyone who would give me White Head!
Friend: Wow, I've never met anyone who would give me White Head!
by Umbojug September 15, 2021
Get the White Headmug. The bit between the Gunt and the Fanny. On a fat bird, the hairy top of the fanny will bulge out like a monkeys head.
by Steve 1974 November 10, 2019
Get the monkeys headmug. by nathanswm July 20, 2020
Get the head maskmug. Someone who is an enthusiast of medical science, history, and practice. Passionate about the study of medicine a med-head does not have to be a health care employee or practitioner currently or in the past, but if someone in the medical field isn’t a med-head then they can expect to be up a creek without a paddle.
Those falling under term med-head can have an interest in the field of medical science ranging from broad and all encompassing, to specific medical interests and niches.
Those falling under term med-head can have an interest in the field of medical science ranging from broad and all encompassing, to specific medical interests and niches.
“Have you read the recent article published by Health Magazine about the history of trepanation?”
“Trepanation? Like the surgery where they drill a hole in your head? If they did that to you all they’d find in there would be excerpts from all those medical history books you read. You’re such a med-head.”
“Trepanation? Like the surgery where they drill a hole in your head? If they did that to you all they’d find in there would be excerpts from all those medical history books you read. You’re such a med-head.”
by Sawboner July 27, 2021
Get the Med-headmug. by ⠀⠀⠀⠀ October 19, 2020
Get the head?mug.