pulling a ck

Masturbating in front of anyone who isn't the person in the mirror.

"Pulling a CK"

(Masturbating in front of someone)

Daryl pulled a CK on my sister,and she was disgusted, but also somewhat amused.

by Hairy slaughter November 19, 2017

Pulling an Arno

Arno (a repeated negative offender). To take repeated dumps at a social gathering; usually done at a poker game or swingers party in The Villages.

Rob: Man, I was so embarrassed pulling an Arno at the party.

Danny: Dude, you destroyed that toilet. We suffered a lot of casualties.

by 2manywords October 17, 2024

Pulling a presidential

"'Pulling a Presidential' describes the tactless action of aggressively seizing a woman's vulva in an attempted display of dominance. Inspired by former President Trump's infamous and disrespectful 'grab her by the p***y' comment.

John got caught 'pulling a Presidential' at the office party.

by PickleLizard91 December 1, 2023

pulling a kushner

To use one's power to provide favors in exchange for access to extraordinary wealth, usually at the expense of many other people's lives.

Biden is really pulling a Kushner by visiting Saudi Arabia's dictator to trade weapons for oil.

by MrLaCroix August 10, 2022

Pull an Aldo

to drop off the face of earth when finding a girl friend

When nick started dating maria it was clear that he was going to pull an aldo

by nohaters1998xx June 3, 2017

Pull an Eren Yeager

Getting someone (including yourself) to do something in a situation where action is desperately needed.

The deadlines were getting so close that i had to stop procrastinating and pull an Eren Yeager on myself

by Earthbender45 November 13, 2023

Pull a Bond

When you actually shart or defecate in your pants.

Bro1: Damn bro, are you all right ? What’s that smell ? Did you Pull a Bond ?

Bro2: Yup, I think I just pulled a Bond

by TheFrance October 12, 2022