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Misery Loves Cumpoony

So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.
Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.

Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.

Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
by Stoney69 August 29, 2019
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Skinny loving

A type of love a Shiloh can give to get a girl wet
Shiloh is showing her skinny loving.
by Big Rhino September 2, 2019
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Love Poodle

A person who acts like a poodle, craving for love, attention and comfort from their lover. They are willing to give everything to defend for their partner and family. Love poodles are usually loyal and playful. They wants attention and follows their lover around willingly.
Stop being a love poodle! You are going around begging for attention. Focus on your work, you are running out of time.
by Love Poodle September 8, 2019
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i-lovelies

Short for International Lovelies (외랑둥이).

The name that k-army (Korean BTS fans) has given to i-army (international BTS fans), as a term of endearment.

The Korean part of kpop fandoms usually hate their international counterpart and call them names such as i-roaches or cockroaches, but because of their good nature, thankfulness and close relationship to i-army, k-army chose to name their international counterpart i-lovelies.

Likewise international ARMYs call the Korean fandom k-diamonds, because they find them so incredibly precious.
- Our i-lovelies ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ I can really feel their affections for not only the boys but also for Korean Eppis ㅠㅠㅠ.
- Please tell our i-lovelies that I love them... and please tell them "thank you for always working hard".
by Expertus March 20, 2018
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International Lovelies

Translation of the Korean 와랑둥이, the term of endearment created by k-army for i-army. The abbreviated version of this nickname is "i-lovelies".
The name originates from the Korean word "Eppi" (이삐), which BTS member Park Jimin once used to describe the ARMY fandom. K-army started using "international lovelies" as a nickname for i-army after this. The nickname is meant to show k-army's love and appreciation towards the international fandom and carries special meaning to BTS fans, since it allowed the fandom to grow closer.

In return, the nickname given to k-army by i-army is "k-diamond".

Most kpop fandoms are historically not very close, since there tends to be very little communication between Korean and international fans (which often results in very misinformed i-fans), and the Korean fandom tends to dislike the international counterpart. This fact makes the nicknames and bond between k-army and i-army that much more special.

In recent years, kpoppies have gotten increasingly uncreative and started stealing and copying things. So despite the name being coined years ago and already having a common knowledge widespread usage within the ARMY fandom, some kpoppies are currently trying to make the name happen for their own i-fandoms in an effort to appear as close as the ARMY fandom, despite secretly calling them i-roaches and cockroaches behind their backs.
Our international lovelies ㅠㅠㅠㅠ This really makes my heart warm and at times like this it feels like we're a real family ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I'm so happy. I'm grateful to BTS for creating this bond between us and let's continue to love each other ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Eppi, did you translate the letters for our i-lovelies? Thanks!♡
by Expertus March 21, 2018
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Love

Something you cannot get. Because you never had love in your life.
That guy doesn't have some love. I hate him. He sucks. He really freaking sucks. I mean like, he really sucks, he sucks like a black hole, he sucks so much that he cant get out in his situation. He sucks so much, that love cannot even get into him. What he sucks, is something special. Yep. Something down there.
by Jaica May 18, 2018
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Love

Love is a waste of time. Don’t listen to him babygirl🤧
i “Love” you
by Trash S.G May 22, 2018
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