Eamon Patterson

A 6’2 buff man with a 8 meter defeater. He’ll pull any girl he sees

Omg is that Eamon Patterson?

by Icallherchandelier October 13, 2023

Eamon Patterson

Studies show that men named Eamon Patterson have the biggest penis you will ever see. Like seriously. He suffers from a syndrome called Horse Cock where his cock lays on the floor from the sheer size

Omg Eamon Patterson has w skibidi toilet Ohio sigma grimace shake baby gronk livvy dunne rizz

by Icallherchandelier October 13, 2023

Eamon Patterson

Studies have shown that men named Eamon Patterson have the longest penis out of any other name

Omg you’re name is probably Eamon Patterson because of your skibidi rizz

by Icallherchandelier October 16, 2023

Sady Patty

A sad burger patty. In other words, an Edin

Yeah Edin was being a real Sady Patty at the function.

by ELPanadero36 October 22, 2023

jaxon patterson

Ambries bf. He loves ambrie more than anything.

Alissa: that Jaxon Patterson kid is cute
Everyone else: YOOO HE LOVE AMBRIE

by lmao.imfunny October 31, 2023

Splatter pattern

(N). The chaos of brown that goes all over the toilet bowl and the bathroom after eating extra spicy foods.

My good news john! What in earth did you eat? You left a splatter pattern all over the bowl. Clean it up now!

by boggler November 3, 2023

Nushki Patrushki

A very creative and elaborate nick name to give to your truly beloved. Some would say it originated in Russia.

*Naama and Yoash are hanging out at home watching a financial documentary.*
Naama: “Nushki Patrushki, can you get me some water?”
Yoash: “Go f-“

by Gruund December 15, 2023