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dog sit

Not to be confused with dogshit; dogsit refers to how canines and generally dog-like animals sit upright with their penis and, if not neutered, testicles exposed to whomever may view the pup sitting in the position
Person 1: Yo, your dog is dog sitting.
Person 2: Oh yeah, ha.
Person 1: Dog sit, lol
by JackAttack1U November 15, 2024
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Oily Chili Dog

The act of having anal intercourse while the recipient has to defecate. Once the top finishes and pulls out, the recipient proceeds to defecate all over the top.
“Oh man, my girl surprised me with an oily chili dog last night!”
by The Great Hambino November 20, 2024
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Afghan dog collar

While in missionary with a girl grab her neck with both hands, pull out hover over her chest. Proceed to scream Allah Akbar and drop a steamy dump on her.
Was with some raunchy chick last night when we got home from the bar I gave her a nice afghan dog collar.
by Dr.duckbutter November 23, 2024
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Dogs On The Couch

The temporary placement of spent tampons on a lover’s chest for sake of efficiency (to forgo delays of proper disposal) and tidiness (to prevent the staining of expensive linens) to expedite consummation during moments of intense emergency-level passion, drunken disorientation, or squalid apathetic laziness.
“Sure baby, you can let your dogs on the couch.”
by Sammishredd November 27, 2024
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Dogging

This when proper wrong-uns drive their camper vans to secluded car parks with the intention of rutting with strangers
Shane: Lindsay, shall we park in this secluded car park that definitely isn't used for dogging?
by Jimbo85 November 30, 2024
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Flipping my dog

Putting on some revealing yoga pants, bikini, swimsuit or something similar which is SUPER TIGHT across the vaginal area, then going into some random Yoga pose on YouTube under the pretence of something "meaningful", "healthy" or "educational" and basically just showing the world your vagina through your inappropriate choice of clothing. The women doing it appear to not understand quite how or why this is SO INAPPROPRIATE and DISGUSTING, PORNOGRAPHIC FILTH.

You can tell the women who are a bit shy as they get their mates to do it with them so the viewer gets to see multiple flanges at the same time. Nice.

The best bit is the videos often have some random Indian dude watching (probably knocking one out at the same time) which is just super random and unnecessary but kinda makes youtube what it is today.

If you're done with watching pornhub and even the TS channel isn't floating your boat any more, try searching dog flipping for an interesting and somewhat random wank. You may even learn some yoga along the way.
Just type in "flipping my dog" on youtube and you'll understand.
by Large Weapon December 2, 2024
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