Cock Tax

A man who is paying child support or paying out their spouse after a separation.

He has been paying some serious cock tax since Catherine found out he was unfaithful .

by Spanishbride March 16, 2017

The Great Cock War of 2017

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?

"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"

by Emperor Joseph II November 19, 2017

frat cock

Below average in size.

Slightly pencilly.

Brennan: "How big is your dick?"
Dean: "I have a frat cock. I'm a grower, not a shower."

by sororitygurlz March 8, 2017

Cock Jockey

Some one who likes to ride cock. Usually gurls but gay faggots can too, such as that weird guy who sits in the cubicle next to you.

Person 1: Wow, have you seen Sarah?
Person 2: Yeah i know right, she is such a cock jockey
Person 1: Yeah she is a slut

by Bhudda Bhudda April 24, 2018

Cock and Ball Torture

When you receiving some good head🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤☕️🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 but she then bites yo balls or yo dih😨😈😨😈😨😈😨😈😨

Head receiver: Oh yea keep sucking.... HARDER💦💦💦💦💦, HARDER!!!!👄💦🍆 NOT THAT HARD😈🦷💦🍆😨 STOPPPP
Head giver: *Bites*🦷💦🩹🍆
Head receiver: STOPPPPPPPPPPP🦷💦🩹🍆
Head giver: *Bites harder* Nah you gonna get this cock and Ball torture because you cheated on me *continues biting*
Head receiver😭: PLEASE STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP AUHGHHHHHHHEGHHHHHHHHHHHH, IT HURTS SO BAD MOMMY🦷💦🟣

by LeGooner July 21, 2025

Cockness Monster

A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.

Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."

by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015

Cock of the year

Hardest bloke of that year

Don’t mess with him he’s “cock of the year”.

by onebombtom March 18, 2024