Pulling a Tim

When a grown man shows up to a mostly kid-themed event.

Mike: Hey what’s Jimmy doing at the roller skating rink at Fourth Grade Night, licking his cotton candy?
Joe: Oh Jimmy’s just Pulling a Tim again. What a creep...

by CitizensAgainstTim April 20, 2018

Pull a Michael Knight

Pulling a Michael Knight: Grabbing someone by their shirt collar and prop them up against a wall when you are angry with them. Typically followed by some verbal threat of some type. Often used as a tactic by Michael Knight in the award wining 1980's Knight Rider Television series.

Joe was refusing to give me my CDs back so I had to "Pull a Michael Knight" on him to get them back!

by Zatara74 July 11, 2011

Pull a Stanley

To pull a Stanley means to not turn in the work that is due in class or to not due the work at all.

To pull a Stanley could also mean doing it 6 weeks after it is due.

"Have you done the assignment?"

"Nah, I think I'm just going to Pull a Stanley on it."

by Moon Cub October 14, 2019

Pulling a Jalen

To have, or contain teeming (to be full of) confidence.

Jalen: I swear to god y'all are so fucking ass.

Steve: Hey guys, he's Pulling a Jalen again.

Jalen: Fuck you Steve.

by Wutayalookinat March 21, 2020

Pulling A Julian

The act in which someone who is under 16 years of age drives a car on public roads

"Woah man, Did you hear George was Pulling A Julian this weekend in his 1994 British Racing Green NA' Miata?"

by K Kittlez May 23, 2016

Pulling a Parrish

When someone panders to a community to gain support or profit, then completely craps on that same community once they’ve gotten what they wanted.

Peyton Parrish: “I love Vikings and Pagans

*a few years later*

Peyton Parrish: “THEY EAT BABIES AND KILL EVERYONE, I ALWAYS HATED THEM!!!”

Everyone: Ah, the classic “Pulling a Parrish”

by Axoltism October 24, 2025

Pulling a Zelensky

To lure an enemy in by pretending to be a meek wimp and then beat the shit out of them.
— Sun Tzu, The Art of War

The Ottomans were pulling a Zelensky during the Gallipoli campaign, killing 300k British and French invaders.

Captain America spends his entire life pulling a Zelensky.

by scarlettfor January 7, 2025