shut up nurse

The famous phrase used by famous youtuber, Markiplier, while playing surgeon simulator.

Nurse: doctor I think you should be focusing on the patient.
Doctor: SHUT UP NURSE!!!!!!

by Crayzay August 5, 2015

shut up benson

Punk rock band,sound like the casualties (i.e fast as fuck). Can often be found setting skulls on fire.

shut up benson - "emo boys can't rock out!"

by shut up benson August 5, 2004

Up top early

When someone clocks his/her opponent on the head (up top) really early in the fight.

Yo, if you don't stop fuckin' wit me I'll go up top early son!

by Fopp November 20, 2004

Pick up the Spare

When you ejaculate into someone's mouth and hit the uvula

Wes' uvula is so huge, when I shoot my load down his throat, I always pick up the spare.

by Bri-and... April 8, 2016

Wiener Wake-Up

The act of flailing penis and/or male genitalia in one's face as they sleep awakening them with your junk. Preferably performed in an early morning setting.

Phil: "Dude, Maniel is still passed out, wanna give him a wiener wake-up?"

Luke: "YEAH BUDDAY!"

by PB & LS November 17, 2009

waking up the wumpus

Getting a boner

Oh man, she's so hot, I'm waking up the wumpus

by Yeebus August 29, 2017

false wake up

The initial wake up after a heavy night of drinking where one jubilantly awakens feeling completely fine, only to fall back asleep and wake up a few hours later feeling the full, horrendous effects of a raging hangover.

Luke was so psyched to wake up feeling awesome after his night of drinking Jack and cokes only to wake up again a few hours later vomiting. "Fuck me. That first one was a total false wake up," he observed.

by Idrinkalot December 6, 2010