shit coffee

Shit coffee what's to explain

Oh Tom you white faggot icant drink this shit coffee its actually piss

by Datmemeguy May 23, 2018

no shit, sherlock

you say this to a mr know it all

" you jacked off to a teacher" "no shit, sherlock"

by HighPing June 4, 2019

Shovel Shit

Go F*ck yourself

‘ Hey Gina, I can’t talk to you tonight I got better plans ‘

‘ Go Shovel Shit Stefano ‘

by FerrariiG September 11, 2019

No Funny shit, but...

Referring to (usually between two males) something that would otherwise be considered homosexual, however giving the situation a pass by using the following statement before saying or doing that thing. Another way of saying “no homo”

Male 1: Say bro. No funny shit, but... I’ve been working out lately. How does my ass look?

Male 2: Damn homie, you got a dump truck

*slaps ass

Male 3: nah mane, that’s definitely funny shit. But your ass does look nice though.

Male 2: Lol, gayyy

Male 1: Damn I know, right.

Male 3: wow...

by The Muffin Mayne 210 October 13, 2020

shit for lube

lubing up your dick by fucking a loose butt hole, then immediately fucking her pussy

I bucked her ass so hard she shit all over my dick, so then I used her shit for lube, and crammed it in her pussy until I nutted like a racehorse

by butchmanley April 28, 2017

circle of shit

People with shit colored eyes

Do you have a circle of shit?

by Gansta599 September 7, 2017

steam shit

When spocks sister takes a shit on your chest.

To live prosperous, is to accept a steam shit on your chest from spocks sister

by Two Gurleys one Kupp October 12, 2017