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by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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by A cultured person March 12, 2019
Get the Cockmug. “Finlay, you absolute cock, always strutting around like you own the place—love you really, but you’re still a muppet!”
by Bisexual since 2011 March 3, 2025
Get the cockmug. 
The inability to see past the dick that was thrown on you by a man who initiates an orgasm to the point of excusing all flaws, shitheadedness, and sarcastic remarks he makes.
Dude, dumb bitch has cock goggles after I owned that shit.
I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.
I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".
I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.
I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".
by Dr. Ima King, PhD May 7, 2022
Get the Cock gogglesmug. 1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)
2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."
2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."
1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!
2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.
2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.
by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025
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