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head

“man i really need some head right now.”
by a.slut. March 4, 2023
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Kobe Head

A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.
Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"

Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"
by The Power of Knowledge December 11, 2016
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head window

A persons lame attempt to copy Facebook or other people network.
That guy is trying to head window Facebook.
by justagal June 22, 2009
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tonk head

A person (usually male) getting very drunk and loud and looking like a complete mess
Look at that tonk head! Put ya shirt back on!
by Consuala banana hammock August 27, 2017
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Soap Head

Soap Head- A person who cares way to much about there hair and there hair and styeling .
''Soap Head'' that fat lady spend a 100 dollars on hair products she's still fat
by no1knows007 August 20, 2010
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Finny Winny Poopie Dookie Head

aydens daddy, casses dyldo,
Man 1: Hey, you know Finny Winny Poopie Dookie Head?
Ayden: yeah, he's my daddy
by finnywnnypoop May 27, 2022
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When you would fuck someone so hard they go through the head board of the bed.
Jeff- Hey, look at this chick
Dave- Oof, I’d put her through a head board.
by Daviddawhite September 26, 2018
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