Pandemic Pussy

When you have been quarantined for so long with no action and your walls are tighter than the 2016 election

A: omg I got that gorilla grip coochie now
B: Girl you got that pandemic pussy ?!

by squidwardcoochie123 April 17, 2020

Pandemic Pussy

When you haven’t had dick in so long bc of a pandemic, that it goes back to factory settings.

Ava: omg I got that gorilla grip now
Carleigh: You got that pandemic pussy

by Carcallz April 17, 2020

Pandemic Pussy

When you been quarantined for too long with no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections.

A: Oh my god, I got that gorilla grip coochie now.
B: Girl please, you got that pandemic pussy.

by bootyjuices22 April 17, 2020

Stoner Pussy

Stoner Pussy happens after the consumption of oui’d whether it be smoking eating or drinking. Like how when you sweat it smells like weed because the THC stores itself in fat cells, except it’s your puss juices.

Just flicked the bean and i def have stoner pussy

by kittykueen July 12, 2020

Anti-pussy magic

Isaac Brock's voice

"My girl was riding my jock so hard and I just wanted her to fuck off so I just blasted Modest Mouse to keep her away--let me tell you, bro, Isaac Brock's voice is anti-pussy magic!!"

by justaregularsadgirl July 16, 2020

Pre Pussy Jitters

Also known as PPJ, the feeling of getting nervous or wanting to back out of getting pussy that you have never got before, (a girl you never fucked before)

Mike: yo what's wrong?
John: i don't I'm about to smash this chick I never smashed before and I'm nervous
Mike: ahhh you got the pre pussy jitters

by Halvworld July 31, 2020

Mannequin Pussy

When a girls Pussy is so Skinny that it’s basically Non-existent

Girl:wanna see my Pussy

Boy: sure;)

Girl:Shows*
Boy:damn it’s so skinny u basically have a Mannequin Pussy

by Nigga Einstein May 28, 2020