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Zach

A fat pig who likes to eat donuts and watch anime.
That Zach kid is so smelly he has worn that fedora for the last three years and I don't think he showers.
by Chugsplash69 April 12, 2022
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Zach

He is one of the sweetest boys you will ever meet. He gives amazing advice and sometimes times may be rough with him but over time things will be better. He is a keeper and he also has a strange music taste.
Wow that boy Zach is great.
Zach is such a sweetie.
by The sass is real 132 May 20, 2018
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Zach

Just a guy from Oklahoma is a moron.
Zach can't even win in Mario Kart. What a Tarpley!!
by Ateam043 August 20, 2022
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Zach Anderson

Someone who can't live without attention. He has a big head but is not necessarily smart. Sometimes he will try to seek attention by taking off his jacket to "flex"
Its Zach Anderson. Is he going to take off his jacket?
by ANDOOOOOOOOO ANDOOOOOOOOOO March 25, 2019
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Zach

The sexiest boy you will ever meet and is always keen on a Betty
Zach is the sexiest boy you will ever meet and is always keen on a Betty
by Poopeepooperson July 15, 2022
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Zach

such a bitch heartbreaker looks like a fucking fish thinks he is "aesthetic" but the thing is he dresses like a fuckboy that is just at the corner of your streets fuck you
this michael dude thinks he is cool but the reality is that he is "zach"
by p0s3id0n1sh0t1219 November 22, 2021
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Zach

Zach is one of the most kindest boys' you will ever meet, trust me.

he is probably known to be a player but once he finds the right girl he'll hold onto her. He is one of the guys that will listen to your problems and reassure you when you're sad or upset. Hes one of the guys you could talk to for hours and never run out of words to say, the guy you fall head over heels for, the guy that makes your heart warm when he speaks to you. Zach is a loveable person and a great hugger, and if he buys you something and you try pay him back he would get offended lol, whatever you do, dont hurt him. he tends to overthink alot so dont ever lie to him. hes that guy every other guy wants to be. He will show how much he cares for you even infront of his friends- he can be an asshole around his friends but hes genuinely just perfect. and if you know a zach, hold onto him. hes worth it.
random: 'darn, i wish i knew a zach..'
me: 'hes my bestfriend. (:'
by megluvsuu October 4, 2020
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