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Zach

Zach is someone who will make you fall in love with them for whole year and tell you he loves you many times, then decide that he is no longer happy being with you anymore, and is sick of the “arguments” and says you’re apparently too emotional despite knowing you suffer from a mental illness. And then after he is “no longer happy with you” he will continue to string you along for 2 months, kissing you and being with you, but everytime you say you still love him, he will say “sorry, this doesn’t mean anything. i don’t want a relationship”. And he will continue to repeat this cycle of cuddling and kissing you constantly but never admitting he still loves you. and when you get upset he says “he never made you go back to him” fully knowing that you are still in love with him and are incredibly attached to him and cannot comprehend him not being in your life. So you constantly go back so that for even a short while, you can once again feel loved by your first love and the one person who ever made you feel safe and who made you fully comfortable around him.
Hello, are you in the mood to get constantly used and taken advantage of in your vulnerable state? Ask Zach!
by agesandtutoring November 22, 2023
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Zach

An absolute bitchboy named derpsause. Weird skinny and is a total nerd.
Wow who’s that!!
Oh that’s just a Zach
Oh, whata weirdo
by burpsause October 27, 2020
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zach time

the period of time between a plantation owner leaving the plantation and coming back.
Slave: ayo Pierre, Massa's not here, you wanna come out here?
Pierre: AYYYYYYYYE, it's Zach Time!
by thatgnigga April 30, 2021
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zach reed

A Gay Teen Whom constantly remind you that their striaght but you know the truth.
Martha is just Another "Zach Reed'" we all know she wants to get with Abby.
by Gary the Berry B Johnson January 26, 2017
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zach mitrakas

Damn is that Zach Mitrakas?

Yeah look how sexy he is.
by Lizgw May 26, 2016
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Zach Resnick

A astronomically chunky man. Over 300 pounds of pure fat. Loser nerd giants fan L youngboy better. Worst madden player known to man. Water boy for the Ramsey football freshman team. Walking L
Woah u fat man, u look like Zach Resnick
by LoganLover69 January 6, 2022
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Zach

The best and most amazing person ever. A “zach” cares about everyone and is a caring person.
by Zadeelbalshi July 4, 2022
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