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Woke

A state of mind where only feelings are important and facts are irrelevant. Ironically used as a manipulation tactic like Political Correctness to manipulate those who disagree as being asleep to the “facts” there by discouraging the use of any critical skills or expression of opposing viewpoints.
1) There are only two genders.
Dude you are just not Woke.

2) There are dozens of non binary genders.
Dude that is so Woke!
by Scooter B May 10, 2024
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Woke

Woke Virus: Dr. of Medicine - Dr. Steven Willing - The Psychology of Wokeness:

1. Moral absolutism-we're right, but everyone else is wrong.
2. Virtue-Signaling-Letting others know just how good you are.
3. The will to control - Determination to dominate others.

7 Signs You've Gone Woke
1. You lack critical thinking ability.
2. You identify with progressive issues (indoctrination, socialism, accepting abominations, animals-plants over human life worshiping and making sacrifices to Molech.
3. You are rebellious against GOD and Western Judeo-CHRISTian Values (LOVE, Foregiveness,etc.).
4. You have BLIND devotion to the cause of redressing perceived injustice , especially economic and racial injustice.
5. You are offended by everything.
6. You seek to silence anyone who disagrees with you.
7. You embrace spirituality (Lucifer), but reject religion
I am woke now. Agree with me or else you closed minded creep.
by THE-INTELLECTUAL July 27, 2024
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woke

Putting some kind of social agenda over facts, logic, or known science, or believing something that is not true because personal feelings override conventional logic. Can also be used to describe someone who views everything through a racial or social justice lens.

Examples: "I failed my math exam. My teacher must be a racist, even though I didn't study or understand the lectures."

"I didn't have as many or as good qualifications as the other candidates, but I wasn't hired because I'm a woman and the person hiring is sexist."
Jane: "Actually, men CAN get pregnant! You need to educate yourself!!"
Joe: "What the fuck is wrong with Jane? Is she retarded?"
John: "No, she's woke."
by Darkphil March 14, 2023
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woke-off

When people engage in a virtue-signalling competition to prove who is more "woke" than the other
"It was a total woke-off in class today"

"I think I'll just have to have a woke-off with this essay"

"the liberal arts is just a woke-off"
by theredandblueblur March 31, 2025
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Woke Up Chris Breezy

When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word
Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"

Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"

Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"
by AetherKing July 11, 2023
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WOKE

A term normaly used by Communists and Anarchists to Show that somebody is Aware of the currenst Socio-Economic Problems (such as the rise of Fascism or exploitation)
Person 1: There are 795 Million humans with Chronic malnutrition on this Planet.

Person 2: I didnt knew that: stay Woke, Comrades
by RedUnion January 5, 2018
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woke

The act of leftists to purposefully subvert conservative based beliefs (faith, family, freedom).
'Hate Speech' is a tool used by the woke to prevent free speech, which is protected by the first amendment.
by Smell Test October 16, 2023
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